033: Nancy Pelosi’s Sex Drive

[00:00:00] Speaker A: You know, tonight's going to be different because I, I'm lost on a lot of these, man. Like, I am so out of. I'm so out of, I guess what's trending right now, you know, I feel that way too. I read some of these and I'm like, I, I don't know who that person is. [00:00:19] Speaker B: No, I mean, we'll, we'll get, we'll get to some of these, but yeah, there's quite a few that I was like, who gives a shit if the LAX sign is being taken down? So say I. I do, I do want to get started just because I don't think we should talk about these, but the, the Palisade fire, the, the houses that were burnt down apparently are going to be turned into affordable housing. [00:00:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:00:53] Speaker B: And the LAX sign is apparently being taken down. So I, I am born and raised in Orange county and some people don't have this, but like a lot of us native Orange county people have this. I do not give a fuck about la. I wish the whole thing would burn down. I. Not enough of it burned down. Okay, so L. A sucks. It's somewhere we only go if we have to go to a concert. And they're not doing a date in Orange County. That's the only reason we go there now. [00:01:33] Speaker A: From this side of the coin, I was born in la, so, you know. [00:01:42] Speaker B: You grew up in Orange County? [00:01:44] Speaker A: I didn't move to Orange county till I was 18. [00:01:48] Speaker B: Really? I thought you talked about riding your bike down ridge route as a kid. [00:01:55] Speaker A: Oh, that was. I only lived with my dad for a year. [00:01:59] Speaker B: Oh. [00:02:00] Speaker A: Then he kicked me out again. [00:02:04] Speaker B: Well, look at that. [00:02:06] Speaker A: You know, I got to call you this tonight because it just works so well. He too. Oh, there's two of them. Both these guys. I'll let you pick your. Your guy. Both these guys are. I put celebrities born in Orange County. They gave me celebrities from Orange County. [00:02:29] Speaker B: Okay. [00:02:31] Speaker A: I don't know where Will Frell was born. [00:02:34] Speaker B: Irvine. I don't know where he was born. He grew up in Irvine. [00:02:38] Speaker A: Oh, he did? Okay. Do you know where Jeff Buckley was born? [00:02:44] Speaker B: No. Was it, was it Newport? [00:02:48] Speaker A: No, I don't know, but it just says he was. He's from Orange County. And Buckley. Dude, you know who Jeff Buckley is? [00:02:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:02:57] Speaker A: Oh, okay, good. I was like, never. [00:02:59] Speaker B: I've never heard that he was from. [00:03:01] Speaker A: Orange county, born in Anaheim. [00:03:03] Speaker B: If I can be. If I can be one person from Orange County, I want to be Mike Ness. Mike Ness, baby from Social Distortion. [00:03:12] Speaker A: Okay, all right, all right. I'll let you be Mike Ness. [00:03:17] Speaker B: All right, cool. Stefani. [00:03:21] Speaker A: No, dude, I was born in LA County. [00:03:24] Speaker B: Well, we were doing an Orange county thing. [00:03:26] Speaker A: No, no, no. You're Orange County Tonight. [00:03:29] Speaker B: I guess you're Wyatt Earp. [00:03:31] Speaker A: He was not born in Los Angeles. [00:03:33] Speaker B: He died in Los Angeles. Oh. [00:03:37] Speaker A: So, okay, I get it. You're younger. You get the birth in Orange County. I'm older, I get the death in la. [00:03:42] Speaker B: That's not what that was. That's not what that was. [00:03:45] Speaker A: Well, I mean, I thought the theme was Born in. In the counties that are the. The cities. No, whatever, dude. Yeah, whatever, Mike. [00:03:56] Speaker B: Born in la. I'm pulling it up now. First person. Oh, there's a movie called Born in East la. That's what came up. [00:04:04] Speaker A: Oh, you're gonna give me Cheech Cheech Marin? [00:04:07] Speaker B: I wasn't until you said that. [00:04:10] Speaker A: Can I be Jake Gyllenhaal? He's a stud. [00:04:13] Speaker B: Leo. Leo was born. [00:04:15] Speaker A: Yeah, Leo was born here. And he's kind of. He's got some pimp tendencies, like I do, so. [00:04:24] Speaker B: Well. Cheech. What? What are we talking about? I'm just kidding. You're Leo. [00:04:32] Speaker A: No, no, I like the Cheech. Cheech is better. I like when you could get it out of one name. Like, Mike is such a plain name. So I have to call you Mike Ness all night long, you know? [00:04:41] Speaker B: No, you could just call me Mike. Okay. [00:04:52] Speaker A: Ah. This dude was born in Edmonton, Canada. Who was Tommy Chong. [00:05:01] Speaker B: He's Canadian. Huh. That makes the joke on that 70s show so much funnier. When Danny Masterson, he's turning 18, his character, and he's like, dude, if there's a war, I could get drafted. And Tommy Chong just goes, if there's a war, I'll see you in Canada. [00:05:22] Speaker A: That makes sense. Yeah. That. [00:05:23] Speaker B: Yeah. That makes. [00:05:25] Speaker A: However, Cheech Marin was born in South Central or South Los Angeles. [00:05:31] Speaker B: Nice. [00:05:32] Speaker A: I was born in east la. All right, here we go. All right. So, first of all, how's your week been, man? [00:05:42] Speaker B: Ups and downs. [00:05:43] Speaker A: I see you shaved the beard. [00:05:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Do you know what that means? [00:05:48] Speaker A: You got a job interview? [00:05:49] Speaker B: I had a job interview. Yeah. [00:05:52] Speaker A: How much is in and out paying yesterday? [00:06:00] Speaker B: I had to. [00:06:01] Speaker A: I had to. [00:06:02] Speaker B: First of all, can I break that apart piece by piece? First of all, they don't allow any kind of facial hair. This mustache is not rolling at in and out. Second of all, I would be thrilled to work in, in and out at this point. [00:06:16] Speaker A: No, dude. [00:06:17] Speaker B: Do you understand? They wouldn't have me. [00:06:21] Speaker A: Your face would break out. Dude, I. I Don't know anybody that works at in out with that grease floating around that doesn't have a broken face. [00:06:29] Speaker B: But Honestly, dude, in 10, 15 years, I think about this regularly. My buddy worked at Chick Fil A when I was 18, and he really wanted to try to get me a job over there. And I didn't want to work at Chick Fil A, so I just said no. And probably three times a week. I think if I had gotten that job at 18, done a really good job, worked my way up to manager by 30, my life would be 10 times better right now than it is. [00:07:01] Speaker A: Is your buddy cf? [00:07:04] Speaker B: What's that mean? [00:07:05] Speaker A: Captain America? [00:07:07] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, I thought you. I thought you said money. No. Yeah, yeah, that's the guy. Yeah. Yeah. But, like, a manager of Chick Fil A is making six figures. I would be really so much better off than anything I've done for the last 13 years. [00:07:24] Speaker A: I can do that in my sleep, bro. [00:07:26] Speaker B: Right. But in and out managers make pretty much the same. They make very good money as well, so. [00:07:32] Speaker A: All right. [00:07:34] Speaker B: Yeah, in and out's nothing to shake a stick at. Now, this was a tech support job at a community college. [00:07:42] Speaker A: Good. Good for you, dude. I'm happy for you. [00:07:45] Speaker B: Yeah. And I got the email tonight. They want me back for a second interview. [00:07:50] Speaker A: Yeah, bro. [00:07:51] Speaker B: Let's see. [00:07:53] Speaker A: Anything I can help you with? You want to do, like, a. A pseudo interview? [00:07:58] Speaker B: Maybe? [00:07:59] Speaker A: Hey, can I share something with you people? [00:08:01] Speaker B: Right. Yeah, of course. [00:08:03] Speaker A: Okay, dude. Okay, so there's a. It's called the Star method. Okay. [00:08:14] Speaker B: So I feel like I've heard of this. [00:08:16] Speaker A: You probably have. And so it's a technique for answering behavioral interview questions by providing structured story about specific past experiences. Okay, so the S is the situation. What's the context? Here's the situation. The T is your task, your goal in that situation. The A is the action, the steps you took, and the R is the outcome. And so, like, usually I'll show because they want to know, like, hey, like, they sometimes ask you, like, is there any time in a job where, like, something didn't go the way you planned it or something happened and you. So I always have one of these, like, in my back pocket where I'm like, yes, Actually, the situation is, you know, we weren't meeting the deadline or, you know, like, this came up and this happened. And so what I did my action. What I did was I did X, Y, and Z. And so our, you know, the task was to do this. So what I did X, Y, and Z. And this is how we were able to satisfy the customer. [00:09:25] Speaker B: I'm. But I'm just remembering right now that I downloaded a worksheet for some job I was interviewing for, like, a year or two ago, and they had, like, 25 of the most common, like, interview questions. And then you filled in the star for each one of those questions, just so if you got that question, you already had a story ready to go. But that was before I worked in tech support, so I should fill it out again with all my tech support stories, and then I'll have. I'll have good ones to choose from. [00:09:59] Speaker A: Yeah, so I. Somebody told me that was the method they were using the first time it was ever brought to my attention. I'm usually pretty quick on the gun, but, you know, that's. That's the situation, you know, Like, I can imagine you sharing that one where the guy couldn't get the systems up, and it was the weekend, and he's upset with you, and you're like, hey. Like, I was able to walk him through it, calm him down and let him know, like, this is what we have to do, unfortunately, this is what we have to do and let him know, like, you know, I reassured him there's no other way. And, yes, this sucks, but we either start it now or, you know, your line builds even more, and we started later, you know, so. Yeah, right on. So good, man. Good. You got an interview. Right on, man. [00:10:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:48] Speaker A: Happy for you. [00:10:49] Speaker B: And I didn't. I didn't think it went particularly well. It was fine, but, like, I was in and out in 15 minutes, and I asked, like, almost as many questions as they asked me, so it was, like, a fair. [00:11:02] Speaker A: Yeah, but you're. You're hard on your just. [00:11:05] Speaker B: Yeah, true. But I think they were just interviewing a lot of people, and so it just wasn't anything special to them. But then I got the email about the second interview, so I'm happy for you, man. [00:11:17] Speaker A: If it doesn't work out, please feel free to come and move in here for free. It would be good to have. Just keep the place clean, man. My kids suck at that. Dude, I'm serious, bro. Like, I come home and, like, I buy enough tissue. Like, I buy stock, everything, like, bulk, and then, like, I go in the tissue box that's supposed to be in the. The living room table, it's gone. Because, yeah, they use the last of it, and they want to put the new one back. There's dishes building up the sink. The dishes they put next to the sink to dry are still sitting there. And I've already told them, hey, just take the towel and wipe them out. Put them away, please. Like, I hate walking in the front door, seeing dishes on the counter, like just, you know, I mean, you guys can literally hold your weight in, in just cleaning. And I would take the guest bedroom. You guys have the master bedroom. I'd only be here every other week. Yeah, I'd only be here every other week. [00:12:14] Speaker B: That's true. Yeah. [00:12:17] Speaker A: I don't know, I don't think about it. I mean, the master bedroom is a good size. I mean, you could put the baby in the closet alone and have that be her room. [00:12:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:26] Speaker A: You know, I got. The only shitty part is I have to share a bathroom with the daughters and their bathroom is a mess. You would have the nice bathroom with the walk in shower and the bathtub, you know. [00:12:46] Speaker B: So you're gonna do that and complain about it immediately? [00:12:49] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. And you get, you have the garage for your storage. Because I got a garage downstairs that's empty. I just keep a truck in it. That's it. And the truck sits in the back corner of it. [00:13:03] Speaker B: You make a compelling offer. [00:13:06] Speaker A: If it doesn't work out, dude, let me know. I mean, jobs are high. Get you a job out here. [00:13:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I, I did mean to send. I, I promised you I'd send you like hard figures of what we're dealing with. [00:13:19] Speaker A: Yeah, whatever. [00:13:19] Speaker B: But, yeah, I mean, like, honestly, debt alone, probably like close to 1500amonth. So. Like. [00:13:29] Speaker A: Yeah, but you could get a part time. You could get a regular job out here paying off your debt alone. I wouldn't ask you for rent on this place so you could live here. [00:13:39] Speaker B: Like, we'd still have to buy gr. I mean, it's the same problem we got now, you know, like we're. [00:13:46] Speaker A: Oh, so you spend 200 on groceries, I spend 600 on groceries. So. [00:13:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't walk out of a grocery store without a fucking $60 charge. So I mean, I imagine we spend, you know, upwards of 6, 700amonth. [00:14:07] Speaker A: I spent, I spent 630 last, last Monday buying groceries for this place. I average about 300 a visit. 350. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Yeah, we were paying over a thousand a month in Oklahoma, but we don't buy as much now because there's not as much space to keep it anywhere. So. [00:14:29] Speaker A: Yeah, but here's the thing. [00:14:30] Speaker B: Sure. [00:14:30] Speaker A: You don't have to move all your shit, so you don't really have the moving cost. You got a bed, you got all the furniture. Here, I mean, you'd have to maybe bring your dresser, you know, like, and we can make a trip back for that because I will need a bigger dresser in the kids room. But you'd have to bring maybe a dresser. All the other shit, it's here, you know. You know, I just take out my books and you, I take out all my shit so you can have this room to yourself. Leave all your shit, your parents house, it's not gonna make a difference. Not like they're having somebody else move the fucking where you're at. You know, you get it. Once you get on your feet, you find a job out here. You know, if that doesn't work out, hopefully the college thing works out. [00:15:17] Speaker B: Yeah, well, it's a temporary job anyway, so we still have a problem on the other side of this whether it works out or not. [00:15:29] Speaker A: All right? Dude, I just don't know a lot of tech support people. [00:15:34] Speaker B: I did ask them like, how do I make this a permanent position? And they were like, well, no one just slips into a permanent position, but you can reapply for the job. And I was like, okay, well, you know, if I've been working here and people like me, all I gotta do is reapply like that every. [00:15:54] Speaker A: What? Every four months? No, just reapply every four months. Your seasonal all year round. [00:16:00] Speaker B: I think this one's nine months. And then on the other side of this, they're trying to basically establish like more permanent positions. It's basically like an HR issue right now where they can't hire full time people right now or permanent people. Yes, something like that. Yeah. [00:16:19] Speaker A: So. So here, here's, here's where it's at, dude. At the end of the day, if this doesn't fucking work out, start applying some companies out here, just start, just start applying for like, for. I'll give you some names to some companies you can apply for. I'll vouch for you. I know people at these companies that I'll have you apply for and I don't vouch for. People like, you have to be good for me to vouch for you, bro. And they know that, like, I don't just vouch for anybody. So we'll try and get you some work out here. If that does happen, take me up on the offer. Come move in here, move in the room. We'll take care of you. Don't pay rent until you get on your feet. I get it. You got some, some debt, I got some debt, but we're not worried about it, man. We can make it Together. You know what I mean? We're buddies. Well, we're brothers. We're happy and we're singing and we're color. Give me a high five. [00:17:21] Speaker B: I don't want you to think that it's because of you. I don't want you to think I don't appreciate the offer or anything like that. [00:17:29] Speaker A: I know what you think. I know what it is. [00:17:31] Speaker B: What is it? [00:17:31] Speaker A: I know what it is. And that's what I'm trying to reassure you. [00:17:34] Speaker B: Tell me in your words so that I know you understand. [00:17:40] Speaker A: There was a line in a song that I often think of when people are like. [00:17:44] Speaker B: Of course there is. [00:17:46] Speaker A: When people are like, hey, just reach out to my lady and she'll take care of things. And the song, the line goes, don't leave your girl around me. True player. For real. Ask Puff Daddy. So, you know, I get it. I'm. I got dashing good looks. Your wife has only seen me on camera. She's gonna. She's gonna step into the apartment, I'll be like, let me show you my crib. She's just gonna be like, automatically, like, he'd make a good stepdad. Yeah. I mean. And I'm gonna be. I mean, you're gonna be coming out. It's gonna shower, you know what I mean? I'm gonna have a nice fro going down. It's going to be a beat down to my pubes. And she's going to say, well, I've had the young calf, now I want to have the old bull. And she ain't grabbing one of my balls. [00:18:42] Speaker B: Shut the up. All right, so I love that movie so much, dude. [00:18:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I quoted so much. All right, Mike Ness. What do you. What do you. What are we getting into tonight? Well, hey, welcome to Pseudonyms, everyone. [00:19:06] Speaker B: Yes. [00:19:06] Speaker A: I found out more people at my. At the company I'm doing work for. Not the company I work for, but my client, they listen to the podcast. Yeah, I know. I ran into somebody else, and I was like, hey, so I'm writing a book. Yeah, I put your name in. [00:19:23] Speaker B: It's that first. It's that first guy who was like, oh, I know how much nicotine is in a black and mild. That guy is blowing it big time. [00:19:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Then all of a sudden, like, this other one came up, and he was like, hey, so you like Steve Greg? Or is that who it is? Steve Greg? [00:19:40] Speaker B: Yeah, he was. [00:19:41] Speaker A: Oh, you like Steve? Yeah, he was. You like Steve Greg? And I was like, don't know what you're referring to. He's like you mentioned me in your podcast though, the one on Revelation. I was like, oh yeah, my counterpart really likes him. And he goes, yeah, my father in law really likes him too. [00:19:58] Speaker B: He. [00:19:59] Speaker A: He only. He actually listens to like, he actually reads Steve Greg stuff. And I was like, how do you know? And he was like, yeah, I listen to your podcast. I was like, oh. [00:20:11] Speaker B: Beans. [00:20:13] Speaker A: Oh, beans. So I started like, re going over everything, like, what did I talk about? Okay, yeah, all right. But I'm pretty open. Pretty off the cuff anyways. All right. Wrapping up the month of September with things that occurred while giving your opinion or a take on said topic. Charlie Kirk assassination. Honestly crushed me. Cannot believe the. I cannot. Did you get that tick tock that Instagram I sent you that? [00:20:47] Speaker B: Real, like, must have. But I don't know which one you're referring to. [00:20:52] Speaker A: It's that Brandon guy singing Hallelujah. And it has a bunch of like Twitter postings of people saying, I didn't believe in God until Charlie Kirk was shot. And I started going to church. And I haven't been to church in year. I didn't. Or in years. And now I'm going, I didn't. I haven't opened my butt. And dude, like, the response of that. Of Charlie Kirk's death is ridiculous. [00:21:19] Speaker B: Yeah, dude, my cousin is going to church. She started going to church and JJ mentioned that he wanted to start going to church again because of it. [00:21:33] Speaker A: Yeah, well, you talked to that queer still? [00:21:36] Speaker B: No, buddy, we talked for a day. It. [00:21:41] Speaker A: It went right on. [00:21:42] Speaker B: It went from, hey, I changed my number. How's it been going? Haven't talked in a while. And 24 hours later it was like, I can't fucking believe you. I'm dropping you. I can't talk to you anymore. [00:21:53] Speaker A: No shit. What happened? [00:21:57] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you one thing and one thing only. He found out that I talked to you still. But, buddy, I. I don't. I don't want this being a thing. I don't want him finding out anything. I don't just. [00:22:15] Speaker A: Dude, I do not want to talk to that kid. For the life of me, bro, dude. [00:22:20] Speaker B: That knowing that the feeling was mutual between the two of you, you both feel the same way. I thought, there's no reason we can't coexist. And I was getting ready. I mean, if he hadn't just been firing machine gun text messages at me. That didn't make any sense. I honestly. He texts me when he's off his meds and then has some meltdown and almost immediately Turns around, and he can't talk to me anymore. He's done this, like, three times in the last couple years, so I think that's what's going on. He's just. He's. He's in a state already, and then something triggers him, and. And then he's all up about it. But it's just, like, I. I just thought we could coexist, you know, given that neither of you want to talk to each other. I'm not broker in a peace deal, you know, dude. [00:23:07] Speaker A: And honestly, like, I. I have. I have no ill will against him. Like, he's. He's. He's. He's a. For sure. Like, he's just not built. He's not built like most men I choose to be around, which I can understand. Not every man's built the way I. I think he should be built. But what he did during the divorce, when he, like, told me certain things and was like, oh, she touched me. She sat on my lap. She would talk to me about her boobs. I want to write the judge about it. And then to turn around and call her and be like, yeah, this is what he's doing. And I was like, dude, you're stirring the pot like, we're midst divorced, and you're stirring the pot like, I'm cool, bro. Just keep your distance. I wasn't upset. I didn't want to go after him, didn't want to attack him. Just, hey, you. Do you. Boo. I'm gonna stay over here, you know, But I don't care if you talk to him. I'm not gonna be like, you. You. You talk to him. [00:24:11] Speaker B: That's. That's what it came down to, dude, where it was like, hey, man, only one of you is being a. About this. So, like, who do you think I want to keep talking to? You think. You think I want to choose you over him? Like, you're the one putting conditions on this dude. So it was just. Dude, it was. It was funny in a way. I mean, rattled me kind of. Like, he just turned so quickly and said such grotesque things that I, like, walked away from the conversation like, whoa, like, what the fuck just happened? Like, I don't even. Which is what it feels like to deal with a crazy person. You just don't even know what happened because there's no rhyme or reason to anything. But it was the night that he texted me. He asked about you. Then I was like, oh, yeah, you know, I talked to. I didn't want to tell him about the podcast, so I was Just, like, without lying, I basically said what I could. And I said, oh, yeah, I talk to him, you know, fairly regularly, and, you know, got the impression that that wasn't cool with him. So I was just like, does it. Does it bother you that I talk to him? And he goes, no, you know, like, I've made my peace with that situation and stuff. And then. And then I keep trying to change the conversation because I just don't want to talk about this. You know, let's talk about Charlie Kirk. Let's talk about stuff going on. And he just. Oh, and another thing. You know what? And then another thing. Big country said this. That it's just like, okay, so you. So eventually I asked him. I'm trying to get him to see that he has not achieved peace over this thing. So. So he said, you know, they did X, Y, and Z, but whatever, I've moved on. Whatever. And I'm like, are you sure you've moved on? Because that's pretty fucked up. So, like, what I'm trying to do is, like, get on his side a little bit and be like, well, that's pretty fucked up. Like, how could you move on from something like that? And I'm trying to get him to see that he hasn't moved on, you know, because he can't stop talking about it. So, whatever. I fall asleep, and I don't get to his text messages until, like, 10:30 the next morning. I'm out fishing, so I'm not seeing my phone. I just get six messages the length of my arm just coming in at 10:30. Like, he's writing them faster than I can read them, you know, And. And it all started with, like, you know what? It does kind of bother me a little bit. He's just saying crazy shit. I mean, like, stuff that if a judge saw it, like, could get him in trouble. If he was having a domestic problem, I could show this to a judge, and it would be evidence that he's not, like, mentally fit, you know? [00:26:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:59] Speaker B: And. And it all just sort of ended with, like, you know, like, yeah, I mean, I think I just got to drop you because, like, I can't, you know, have any sort of bridge of information between me and him and stuff. I was like, dude, and. And I honestly, I just took the high road. I was just like, yeah, I kind of figured you were going to do that because you always do, you know, hit me up if you ever change your mind, dude. And, like, in reality, I'm never going to respond to this guy ever again because that was just. It was too crazy. He's just. He's done this too many times now. Like, that's why I texted you and asked if you thought of me as loyal. Because, like, I consider myself loyal. And I. Up until I think you are, I always would have taken a call from the guy. He's done this several times to me, like, including, like, days before my daughter was born, he was freaking out at me for some weird like this, and I always just, you know, that's him. So I just sort of let it go. And then every crazy Larry five, six months, he'll text me and be like, oh, dude, we haven't talked in so long. Let's talk. And then we'll talk for, like, three days, and then something will happen and he'll freak out again. But, like, this time I'm just like, dude, I think. I think my loyalty to you has been, like, stretched to the point of, like, it's not good for me to even engage with you anymore. Like, you're fucking nuts, you know? [00:28:20] Speaker A: So when you asked, do I think you're loyal? And I said, do you allow people to talk shit on me when I'm not around and don't say anything? [00:28:26] Speaker B: Yeah, that was a lie. You're like, it was a lie. [00:28:30] Speaker A: What did you say? [00:28:31] Speaker B: I said, people don't really do that to me, but I would. [00:28:37] Speaker A: Yeah, but I've witnessed you do that for other people. Yeah, I've witnessed you say, whoa, hey, like, you have to understand where he's, you know, either coming from or, like, I don't agree with that. I do think you're a loyal person. I think you sometimes will sit back and kind of get the bulk of the information because you're also an information guy. Oh, yeah. You know, so you won't necessarily defend or anything or comment until you get all the information. [00:29:13] Speaker B: It wasn't like. [00:29:13] Speaker A: And then you'll make your piece. [00:29:14] Speaker B: It wasn't like. [00:29:15] Speaker A: No, no, no. I don't think it was. I don't think it was. But I'm saying, like, well, I know. [00:29:19] Speaker B: I know what you're saying. And in the past, I have very much. I've gotten to the point, dude, where, like, at my. My old church out here, the one that I was going to before we left, like, the. The pastor was one of my best friends, and I heard some pretty wild stories about what went down and why that church closed and everything, and including crimes. And I honestly was like, yeah, I don't really care. Like, there's. There's probably nothing you could tell me that would turn me against. [00:29:49] Speaker A: Yeah, but at the same time, you can't go back to your. To your person without all the information. And so you're smart in that sense, because you let them lay out everything, because if you defend right away, they change course. [00:30:03] Speaker B: There. There were some people that I stopped in their tracks and said, I don't want to talk about this with you. So, like, there. There are stories about that that I have not heard, nor do I want to hear. And that's very much the posture that I took with JJ this time. I was just like, first of all, I don't believe you. Like, I didn't say that, but that's what I was thinking. Had I known where the conversation was going, I would have immediately just said, like, hey, I think you're nuts, and I think you're making all this up, and I think, honestly, Cheech is a much better man than you and someone I would rather spend my time with. So I was still just very much just trying to change the subject. It's just like, dude, this guy's so, like, he tells the same kind of stories about me, about things I. I didn't even say or do. He just interpreted in a certain way, and it's. You know, it's just. Yeah, yeah, it's just fake. It's all in his head, you know? So I didn't take any of it seriously, and I was just trying to change the subject, but those last few text messages, I couldn't get a word in, and it was just so much random shit, that event. Eventually, it was just like, okay, I just. I'm not talking to this guy. [00:31:18] Speaker A: So I. I text Big country, and I said, hey, you have number four, his backpack. She goes back to school on Monday, and I need to get the backpack. And she was like, oh, well, if you want to pick it up, that's cool. Or I could drop it off, whatever. Well, I was spending the day, you know, because number four wanted to spend the day at Miami's house. So I was like, hey. Like, I'm. I didn't say nothing. I was like, all right. I didn't even say all right. I just. She just said that. And so I got with number three, and I was like, hey, we went to a baseball game on. On Sunday, and I said, hey, would you mind stopping by your mom's house to grab number four's backpack? She's like, no, that's cool. Are you gonna let her know I'm on my way? And I was like, yeah, I'LL let her know. Totally forgot. Totally slipped my mind. So Monday rolls around. I get this text from big country. You know, if you're not gonna respond to my text, you know, I'm gonna show you the same respect. You know, I assume you got it. You know, I assume you got a new boyfriend slash girlfriend. And so if that's where you want to be, like, I. I'm going to show you the same respect you show me, yada, yada. And I was like, oh, so now I'm gay now. Now I'm. Now I'm gay. All of a sudden, all the tail I pulled during our marriage. I'm gay. [00:32:37] Speaker B: Escalated from I forgot to respond to a text. Yeah. To I am a homosexual man. [00:32:45] Speaker A: So I just said, hey, look, I apologize. Totally slipped my mind. I should have assumed your accusations were going to be coming shortly. Again, I'm sorry. You're right. My. My accusations, this and that. Da, da, da. And I was like, dude, I have not said anything out of pocket in our text responses. Your whole life is out of pocket. Okay, all right, well, I'm gonna block you because you're being very negative right now. And then I just went and I said, hey, look, you're a miserable person. You're just miserable. And everything you do shows how miserable you are. I am not miserable. Laugh out loud. I was like, okay, I'm gonna let you go. And then I ended up texting her that night. [00:33:33] Speaker B: How many emojis I use? Would a miserable person use this many emojis? [00:33:39] Speaker A: So I just commented. I gave it a couple hours. I commented. I said, hey, again, I'm sorry I didn't respond. It was my bad. I'll work on that. Thank you. I was like, oh, my gosh, dude, this chick is miserable. So. But back to Charlie Kirk real quick. [00:33:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:56] Speaker A: Because we. We sidetracked off. Charlie Kirk to jj dude, have you heard what AOC has been saying about him? [00:34:04] Speaker B: No. [00:34:05] Speaker A: Okay, so AOC is, like, talking about his rhetoric, and she's just like, you know, Charlie Kirk wasn't for the civil rights movement, but if you listen to Charlie Kirk stuff, he was for the civil rights movement. He's just not. He's not for how it's been used lately. So when they're now using it lately for gender, for allowing transgenders to, you know, go into women's sports, you know, males going to women's sports and so forth. And it was. I can't stand when someone can't defend themselves. Charlie Kirk in this situation. And for someone to come in and be like, this is what he. Like, oh, my gosh, this is who he was. We have to understand this. But yet her rhetoric, she. She, like, she's way off because she. She's looking at saying, well, the civil rights movement is what got blacks to vote. No, blacks voted 100 years prior to the civil rights movement. Yeah, this was so that, like, this wasn't for blacks to vote. This was for. That service couldn't be denied to anybody because of their. Their gender or their. I'm sorry, not their gender, their race. And so, dude, I just wanted to bring that up because it just bothered me that, like, now she's on this rant. Like, she's gone on social media, she's gone before certain. Certain. Not offices, but certain government entities, and it's talked about this and, like, it's so tasteless, man. [00:35:34] Speaker B: This is what they do. So I really criticized. I think it was Joe Biden. When Trump was shot, Joe Biden or, you know, whoever was tweeting for him, basically texted or tweeted that there's no place for political violence in this country, and we wish him a speedy recovery. So I, like, retweeted it, and I was like, so now he's wishing Hitler a speedy recovery? Well, you know, you can't really wish Hitler a speedy recovery, dude, so make up your fucking mind. And then after a week or two, after the shooting, yeah, he was back to Hitler. I mean, by the. By the time the election rolled around, he was being actively compared to Adolf Hitler by Joe Biden. So. And AOC did the same fucking thing. Like, she tweeted about how, you know, it was wrong that he got shot and all this stuff. And then, like, closer we got to the election, people kind of forgot about it. It was just back to the same old. Everyone knew the day Charlie Kirk died. You can't be saying negative about him. They just, they. They licked their finger and they put it up in the air and they felt the temperature and they said, okay, yeah, we can't be doing that. But now it's been a couple weeks now. The body's cold now. You know, now we can kind of get back to our everyday because people have kind of moved on. [00:36:53] Speaker A: And, dude, you know how many people I knew People. Because I didn't know Charlie Kirk was based out of Phoenix. I didn't know he was based out of here. You know how many people showed up to his thing? [00:37:05] Speaker B: Like 19. [00:37:06] Speaker A: The stadium. How many? [00:37:08] Speaker B: Like 19,000 or something. [00:37:10] Speaker A: Okay. The stadium holds 80,000, 300,000 were in line Damn. People came from Texas all over the world. Yeah, but from Texas, California. Like, people showed up to go to this, and a lot of them had to be turned away to go to, like, the. The. The backup stadium, to just watch it on TV. But 300,000 people were in line by 6am Bro. [00:37:34] Speaker B: Damn, dude, I had no idea. [00:37:37] Speaker A: It was ridiculous, the outpour, like. And if you see the videos I think I sent you, like that one I sent you of. Of that guy who sings Hallelujah something. Brandon or whatever, I just think of the moment, like, I even. Chris Tomlin, I guess, opened up. [00:37:53] Speaker B: Yeah, Yeah, I saw Chris Tomlin play. [00:37:56] Speaker A: Dude, could you imagine. You're a believer. You imagine being in a stadium of 80,000 and everybody's singing in. In unison. Dude, I. I get chills thinking about it. Like. Yeah, how I. I know I would have been crying that day. [00:38:11] Speaker B: And I mean, it was like classic Chris Tomlin songs, which is like, what I heard when I first became a Christian. So it's like those songs. Yeah, a lot to me, you know, but I just couldn't get past, like, dude, I've played a couple of funerals in my day, and the stress of, like, don't screw anything up, it's just, like, so palpable in a, you know, funeral home with 80 people in the room. Chris Tomlin, dude, singing in that stadium. I mean, that's, like, larger than most shows that he does for himself, you know? And it's like, dude, the pressure of that, I cannot imagine. [00:38:52] Speaker A: It's crazy, man. Why was Jimmy Kimmel canceled? [00:39:00] Speaker B: So I don't know what's really going on with that. I know the statement that he made that the. The chair of the FCC pointed to was that he said MAGA is going out of their way to convince America that the Charlie Kirk shooter is not one of them. But we know that he is, which was a wild thing to say. Not particularly offensive, just kind of dumb. No one ever really thought this was a MAGA guy for obvious reasons, but Jimmy Kimmel seemed to think that. So that's what they pointed to as, like, the offensive thing that he said that the FCC started pressuring ABC to, you know, fire him, basically. So they. They put him on an indefinite hiatus. And then the backlash for canceling him, quote, unquote, was so epic that they just brought him back after, like, a week. And it was just so funny to see the left become the party of free speech and how you can't cancel people and you can't censor people. And, like, everyone was Posting pictures of Jimmy Kimmel and being like, we stand with Jimmy Kimmel and all this stuff. And it's like, dude, he hasn't been funny in ten fucking years. Like, Trump rotted his brain. He's not capable of being funny anymore. And this was a very convenient excuse to get him off the air. Like, that's what I truly believe. His ratings have been declining like crazy for years. It's just not a good show anymore. No one gives a. [00:40:46] Speaker A: And, dude, I don't think Fallon is funny. [00:40:50] Speaker B: I don't think any of them are funny. [00:40:52] Speaker A: But I think he's more entertaining than Kimmel. [00:40:55] Speaker B: Oh, for sure. Because Kimmel doesn't tell jokes anymore. I don't know if you've seen a monologue of his in the last, like, five or six years, but he literally just goes and talks and does not tell jokes. He just talks about how Trump is Hitler and how we live in a dystopian hellscape. And here's everything that's bad. Dude, he cried when Trump got reelected. He cried in his. [00:41:20] Speaker A: I know. Oh, my gosh. [00:41:23] Speaker B: Dude. Dude. But Dave Smith made this point, which I appreciated, which is like, there's this. This concept of the cathedral, okay? So it's like, it's the. The state and everything. The state kind of needs to run it, you know, and. And state relies heavily on propaganda. And that's part of the reason that the state is always so invested in education, because, like, in a free market, there's not a lot of demand for education. There's not a lot of demand for, like, people who read books and give lectures. You know, it's not the kind of thing people are just throwing money at. So the way colleges and stuff, schools survive financially is that the state invests in them. And it just so happens that they indoctrinate people to love the state. And here's all the reasons why the state is good. And here's. You know, so there's just a symbiotic relationship where the state gives money and the school gives propaganda that supports the state. And the same kind of thing starts to happen with the media where, like, the news isn't really in the news anymore. They just kind of have their contacts at the CIA, and the CIA tells them, well, what to talk about today, and they think they're getting the scoop, but they're just getting fake stories to talk about on the news. Yeah, but people. Whether. Whether they are paid or whether they voluntarily go, a lot of people will just join the regime. And Jimmy Kimmel is someone who has just joined the regime, he has just. [00:42:58] Speaker A: Decided, similar to them, to the medical world. Similar to the medical world. [00:43:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:03] Speaker A: Drug pharma, the big pharma, pays for the schooling. So therefore, when you're getting schooled, you're getting schooled that you need drugs to heal things. And then big pharma is big on supporting the medical industry. So, yeah, it makes sense, man. It's all big circle for us to. You know, you'll have doctors out there fighting that vaccinations are legit. [00:43:26] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. So. And I mean, so all that to say Jimmy Kimmel voluntarily joined the cathedral. He joined the propaganda wing of the state. He might not be paid for it directly. I mean, he's got a pretty big contract, though, and not a lot of ratings. So you do kind of wonder about that kind of thing. But needless to say, he. He is, in a sense, part of the state. And I don't have a lot of sympathy for someone who's part of the state. I don't believe the state has freedom of speech rights. I don't believe that the state has the same kind of rights that. That we all have. You know, if. If someone, you know, stopped a CIA operative from spreading disinformation, I'm not going to call that a free speech issue. You know, that's just. It's a different category. [00:44:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:15] Speaker B: So that. That's the point. That. [00:44:16] Speaker A: Yeah. There's intent behind it. [00:44:18] Speaker B: Yeah. And it's not. It's not for your good. [00:44:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:25] Speaker A: I do like this question. And I've been. I've been excited to get to it. [00:44:29] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, me too. [00:44:33] Speaker A: Billion Dollar Power Powerball. What are you doing with it? [00:44:37] Speaker B: Okay. Can I just say I. I've been getting scared. I know that I've hit a new low because it's in the last couple months. It's something I think about a lot. I never really thought about it before, so. I know. [00:44:56] Speaker A: Sex. [00:44:57] Speaker B: No, no, no. The lotto. I know that my life is, like, hitting a new rock bottom because I'm starting to think about the lotto. I'm starting to actually have thoughts of, like, well, I might as well get a dollar or two ticket. Like, I mean, it's a chance to get bills. [00:45:15] Speaker A: Hey, I think California does the same thing that Arizona does. You could do a monthly membership. Yeah, they just take a dollar or two out a month and they pick your numbers for you. [00:45:27] Speaker B: Yeah, that would be. That'd be something. But I have been thinking a lot about, like, what I would do with that. And honestly, it's not crazy. It's not crazy. I would buy a house in Mission viejo that's like $1.2 million right there for like a four bedroom. You know, I would get a very sensible house. I'd get two working cars probably and just find ways to invest the rest. I'd actually, one thing I thought of is I would probably start making movies. If I really had like a billion dollars, I would, I would start making movies. [00:46:05] Speaker A: All right, well, I've thought about this my whole life. [00:46:06] Speaker B: Okay, hit me with it. [00:46:08] Speaker A: So I buy a cul de sac. [00:46:11] Speaker B: Yes. [00:46:13] Speaker A: I'd buy a cul de sac. I'd convert one of the houses to like a full on like fun zone. Like gym, basketball court, bouncy houses, home theater, foam pits. Well, that's in every house. Foam pits, everything. You know what I mean? [00:46:31] Speaker B: Idiot. That's in everything. [00:46:34] Speaker A: And then what I would do is, you know, I'd probably make one of the houses a drive in theater. We would definitely be back in Southern California. We'd have a drive in theater, one of the houses. Something easy where you can set it up if you like, anybody can set it up. You know, it's not like you go click in the real. No, no, this is all digital, you know, I mean, just pick a movie, watch it, do your thing, state of the art. But I'd buy a cul de sac, gated off at the, that, the very, very opening. And then I would let friends live freely, you know, and people that I wanted to be around, you know, I'd give money to my family members, pay off their debt, whatever. Pay off your guys debt. The rest is up to you guys. Make more debt, that's on you. But if I liked you, you could live in one of my houses. You just got to stay on my good side, you know, I mean like. But they'd be people I want to be around. [00:47:36] Speaker B: Dictatorship kind of dude. [00:47:39] Speaker A: I mean like, don't get me wrong, like I'm not. I know we're gonna have differences at times and I'm not gonna just kick you out overnight. Like, you'd have to be a dick because I'm a cool person. You'd have to be a real dick for me and be like, you know what? You just can't live here anymore. [00:47:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:47:52] Speaker A: You know, but at the same time, like I let all my cool friends live there, you know, we'd have a cool ass podcast studio, you know what I mean? [00:48:03] Speaker B: With cameras. [00:48:04] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I would do, dude. [00:48:06] Speaker B: And we, and we could Market the. Out of our podcast. We could make it. [00:48:10] Speaker A: And I would go a different route. I'd go different route. It wouldn't be pseudonyms anymore. Now we're putting our faces on camera. [00:48:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:17] Speaker A: Now I got. I don't give a. Money. You know what I mean? I'll give. [00:48:21] Speaker B: Cancel me the Everywhere. Because I'm assuming we're both single if you win the lottery. [00:48:30] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. Miami's next to me. She's my. She's my right hand. You know what I mean? [00:48:36] Speaker B: Right? Wink. [00:48:37] Speaker A: You got your lady. Wink. So you're dumping your lady? [00:48:45] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not. Not until I. Not until I transferred all the lotto money to my sister, then maybe. [00:48:58] Speaker A: And you know what, dude? As much as. As cool as that sounds and as real as that would be, I know I wouldn't be home a lot either, because I'd be traveling like a. Yeah. I'd be going to see anything I wanted to see, everything I wanted to see. We'd have trips to Paris. We'd have trips to. To Mazatlan. I don't give a. But we would be going everywhere for at least a good year to where I'm like, I need to stay home just to get. Just to recover. [00:49:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:24] Speaker A: You know? Yeah. I would. [00:49:27] Speaker B: I'd do what you said I would break off everyone, like, everyone really close to me who's in a bind. Like, let's all get out of debt and, like, all have 250 grand. Like, let's just not worry about money for a second, you know, you don't have to quit your job. [00:49:43] Speaker A: I'm not doing that. I'm giving everybody a hundred grand. That's it. [00:49:47] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I mean, if I've got a billion, I can give everyone in my family. [00:49:51] Speaker A: Fuck off. Fuck off. [00:49:53] Speaker B: Off. [00:49:53] Speaker A: You get a hundred thousand. You know, I mean, you do what. [00:49:56] Speaker B: You want, and I'll do what I want. We're not sharing the money. [00:50:02] Speaker A: My kids are different, but I'm talking about, like, siblings and shit. You get 100K. [00:50:06] Speaker B: I'm talking. Yeah. My sister, my parents. Like, let's let the point. Not a. Not a hard figure. The point is, let's not worry about money. You don't have to quit your job or anything, but, like, let's not stress about anything. Let's go to Iceland. I want to do, like, two or three weeks in Iceland and, like, two or three weeks in Tokyo, and I want to have, like, a translator with us so that he can handle all the shit we don't have any cultural incidents. You know, all that stuff. I want to see that. I didn't think of travel. You were right on that. That's. Those are the two places I want to go. I want to go to Tokyo, and I want to go to Iceland. And then. And then, man. Yeah, it's just the businesses I could start with that amount of money going in. It's like I could create generational wealth just by having ideas and the money to execute them immediately. [00:51:02] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, and not even have to live a finger. [00:51:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:05] Speaker A: Just fucking make a call. Hey, get this patent. [00:51:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:09] Speaker B: Literally, like, someone on a podcast was saying that their uncle is, like, almost doing better than them, and all he does is epoxy for garage floors. And I immediately thought, like, all I got to do is find, like, three guys who know how to do that and give them a hundred grand to start this business and just tell them to start and just like, start setting them up with the gigs, dude. Like, that's all I would have to do, you know? [00:51:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:36] Speaker B: Crazy. Yeah, but that's. That's. [00:51:39] Speaker A: So you would take one lump sum, or would you take a dollar amount a month? [00:51:43] Speaker B: Well, see, I'm. I know that you get more if you do the dollar amount. Let me. Let me ask. Chat. GBT how much I would get. [00:51:52] Speaker A: I almost did the same thing. I almost did the same thing. [00:51:58] Speaker B: If I won a billion dollars in the lottery, how much would my monthly payments be? Yeah, obviously not lump sum. I said monthly payments. Usually 30 annual payments that grow slightly each year. The first payment would be around 15 million, and the last around 60 million plus, averaging about 33 million a year if. If I want a billion. Wow. [00:52:47] Speaker A: 1.79. 1.75 million per month after taxes for 30 years. [00:52:53] Speaker B: Damn, dude. [00:52:56] Speaker A: Or couldn't even spend 350 million. 378 million after taxes 1 time. [00:53:04] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. And that's. [00:53:06] Speaker A: Yep. Taking the monthly. [00:53:08] Speaker B: Yeah, and that's. That's the thing about, like, if you keep your fantasies, like, down to earth, which, like, your thing's not crazy because. Let's see. No, you were talking about a cul de sac. So what, 10 houses at, like, 1.5 million each? We're talking 15 million bucks to buy out a culdesac. You know, like, if it goes that smoothly. [00:53:31] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah. [00:53:32] Speaker B: I mean, that's not even. That's like, one year of your money right there. [00:53:37] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:53:38] Speaker B: It's just. [00:53:40] Speaker A: Wait a year, buy it out during that year that I'm saving. I'm also traveling for maybe 20,000 a trip. Maybe. Yeah, maybe I'm spending 20,000 a trip to. To Paris. 20,000 a trip to Tokyo. 20. So I'm not even eating into that. 1.75. Really? [00:53:57] Speaker B: No. [00:53:59] Speaker A: So at the end of the year, boom, I go and I offer everybody cash deals on their houses. [00:54:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:05] Speaker A: But I don't buy the cul de sac until everybody does their cash deals. Till everybody agrees to a cash deal. Yeah. [00:54:10] Speaker B: You don't want to have, like, one random family. [00:54:13] Speaker A: You know what I mean? Yeah. [00:54:16] Speaker B: Yeah. I feel like now that we lay out the logistics of that, I feel like that would be tough. I feel like it would be tough to find a cul de sac where everyone got on board for that. [00:54:27] Speaker A: No, because I only need a cul de sac in a nice area that maybe has 10 houses. [00:54:33] Speaker B: Yeah. That's 10 whole families that you got to convince to pick up and leave. [00:54:39] Speaker A: Yeah. But let's say their house is worth 1.4 million. Like you're saying from 2 million a house. [00:54:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:47] Speaker A: They're never gonna get that ever again. [00:54:49] Speaker B: Yeah, probably not. [00:54:51] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:54:51] Speaker B: Yeah. There's this one house. [00:54:53] Speaker A: They go buy a house down the street for 1.4 and they. They pocket 600. [00:54:57] Speaker B: That's true. Yep. [00:55:01] Speaker A: Move a block over. I don't give a. I'm not saying. [00:55:05] Speaker B: I'm not saying you have to leave town. [00:55:08] Speaker A: Yeah, just. Just leave my block. [00:55:11] Speaker B: All your memories at all your childhood height on the wall. Yeah, dude, The. The guy. Whoever lived in this house before us. I just wish there was a way to let him know his height is still marked on the wall outside our garage door. Mark. Whoever the. You are Mark. We never painted over your height marked on the wall. [00:55:39] Speaker A: Makes me want to stop by and just do a drive by painting. [00:55:43] Speaker B: I figured it would, but. [00:55:46] Speaker A: Yeah, just run up with a white paintbrush and just. [00:55:48] Speaker B: Dude. I mean. [00:55:49] Speaker A: And then move on. [00:55:50] Speaker B: It's nothing to us. So. I mean, it just wouldn't. It was just laziness. I'm sure. [00:55:54] Speaker A: Who knows, though? Who knows? You don't have cameras. What if he shows up, like, once a year and just. [00:56:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:00] Speaker A: Like, goes and, you know, just goes and check out and be like, takes his kid and he's like, what if he drives by and he's like, oh, my. Heights marked right there. [00:56:09] Speaker B: Yep. I just. Yeah, I just wish I do that. I wish there was a way to let him know I do that. [00:56:16] Speaker A: I drive by building. I'm like, oh, I built that. Yeah, I built that, kid. You see that, guys? I Built that. [00:56:21] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, dude. My. My daughter is not even two, and on three occasions in her life, she was driven past our first apartment in Oklahoma City. [00:56:36] Speaker A: That's for you. [00:56:37] Speaker B: I was like, oh, my God. Sydney moved out. That's crazy. [00:56:44] Speaker A: Honestly don't care about the ice officers. I really don't. Yeah, it makes no difference. If I was an ice officer, I wouldn't care if my face was uncovered. Y' all are going back to the other side of the border. [00:56:58] Speaker B: I don't know about that. People want. Why people want those guys dead. And if there's a picture of you with your face uncovered, I. I bet they find you. [00:57:09] Speaker A: Me? Definitely. Steely blue eyes. Come on. [00:57:16] Speaker B: I know this is arrogant and shitty somehow, but I can't figure. [00:57:25] Speaker A: All right, dude, a lot of these other ones I don't like. Let's. I'm just going to go through them and tell me if you care. Diddy list being released. [00:57:37] Speaker B: I'm very curious to, like, find out who's on it, but I don't care to follow the story. [00:57:44] Speaker A: That I'm in the same boat. I don't care. I know certain people, like, Lecrae talked about being at a diddy party, and he was like, yeah, I've been at diddy parties, but I was also told at a certain time is my time to leave. I did see things, but I didn't see the things that he's getting accused of. So part of me is like, I don't care, because I know Lecrae is going to be on his list. So it's going to be a. Was he an early lever? Was he a stayer? I don't know. [00:58:12] Speaker B: I think that's part of what's going on with the Epstein list, too. I think that there's going to be a lot of people involved that weren't involved. You know what I mean? Well, Noam Chomsky is a perfect example. It came out a couple years ago that Noam Chomsky was on a flight list, but just going from Boston to New York. And so everyone was freaking out that he was, you know, on the. On the plane. And they asked him about it. He's, like, 95 now, and he's like, yeah, I don't. I don't really need to answer questions about this. But it's, like, not. Dude, like, he. He hung out with professors all the time. Like, he got a kick out of, like, hanging out with intellectuals. Yeah, fly Noam Chomsky out to. You know, so some. Someone at my work was, like, calling Bullshit on me. And they were like, oh, so you think that he's innocent automatically, but Bill Clinton is automatically guilty? And I was like, hold on. He flew Bill Clinton to Thailand. The two of them went to Thailand together. [00:59:19] Speaker A: We're young boys. Yeah, I don't know the artist, David. I did look him up. I don't know who he is. It's D4VD. What I got was his first picture. And the first picture I saw of him was like, yeah, that nigga's guilty. [00:59:40] Speaker B: Let me see. [00:59:44] Speaker A: D4BD. [00:59:46] Speaker B: Is it not in the article? [00:59:49] Speaker A: It is. That's where I got it. [00:59:51] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:59:55] Speaker A: He'S 20 years old, exudes arrogance. I was like, yeah, that nigga killed her. [01:00:02] Speaker B: He's got a real. Don't take this the wrong way. He's got a real Lenny Kravitz vibe. But like, Lenny Kravitz if he was a serial killer. [01:00:14] Speaker A: Yeah, he has a Lenny Kravitz vibe, but he's 20. She's found his. The trunk of his Tesla. [01:00:19] Speaker B: I killed her. Truly believe that Lenny Kravitz is a good man, though, and would not kill someone and put them in his Tesla. [01:00:28] Speaker A: Yeah, whatever. [01:00:29] Speaker B: And he's got a big old dick. Okay, next topic. [01:00:35] Speaker A: Palisades House. Don't care about. I really don't. I. I feel like they're. I not even going to put houses there until after they do the whole Olympics thing. [01:00:44] Speaker B: I honestly, I did feel bad. Even for rich people, it's like. It's not less of a tragedy because it's Mel Gibson's house. I did feel really bad for everyone who was losing their houses. It's a huge fear of mine that I would lose. Lose like all my books and my records and my cats and just every. Everything my life revolves around. But I stand by what I said about la. I hate la. So may the lax signs don't care the earth and let nothing grow there again. [01:01:15] Speaker A: Are they getting rid of the airport? [01:01:17] Speaker B: No, there's no way. [01:01:19] Speaker A: Okay, so the sign. I don't give a about. Yeah, the sign wasn't there that long. Hold on, let's look at this. Dude. [01:01:30] Speaker B: I mean, there's no way they're just getting rid of it. They're replacing it with something, right? [01:01:35] Speaker A: Dude, it's only been there since the year 2000, bro. [01:01:39] Speaker B: Wow. [01:01:41] Speaker A: I was 20 when that thing got in built and I was like, to me, I was like, oh, that's new. I know. I was like, that's new. You know what I mean, though? I was like, that's new. Like, that wasn't. That wasn't nothing special to me. [01:01:58] Speaker B: Yeah, I do get why people dislike landmarks and monuments and stuff being changed, but it's just a fact of the world, dude. You know, you got to get over it. [01:02:13] Speaker A: I know nothing about the eight ships being sent to Venezuela. [01:02:17] Speaker B: I don't know what that's about. Or the injured NFL quarterbacks, I'm assuming is what qb. [01:02:23] Speaker A: Okay, that's big for people that are playing fantasy NFL Fantasy. Yeah, that's. I'm in that. And a lot of it up. A lot of people didn't up me because I didn't pick my quarterbacks until they were like 10. 10, like 1012 ranked, you know? I mean, like, 1 through 10 was taken by time I got to quarterback, so I'm looking pretty good because now number 10 is number one. You know what I mean? So I really don't care about that one. But people who pick, like, Joe Burrow, like our intern. Yeah, that kind of sucks for you. Like Miami. Yeah, that sucks for you. [01:03:07] Speaker B: Poor gals. Should have had a man set your lineup for you. [01:03:16] Speaker A: Let's see. Millie. Bobby Brown, baby. With Jon Bon Jovi's son. Don't care. Is there something behind that that I don't know. Is she with someone else? Is she with Drake or something? [01:03:31] Speaker B: Other than the fact that they're, like, 19 years old, there's nothing much interesting about it. [01:03:38] Speaker A: Cardi B. Got a butt piercing. Is about time. [01:03:42] Speaker B: What is a. [01:03:43] Speaker A: Why not? [01:03:43] Speaker B: What. How does a butt piercing work? [01:03:46] Speaker A: I imagine it's like a cheek piercing. [01:03:49] Speaker B: So, like, it. She gets poop on it? No, not across. [01:03:56] Speaker A: I imagine it's in the. No, I think it's in the butt cheek. [01:03:59] Speaker B: Okay. [01:04:00] Speaker A: Like, it's just something that, like, it curves and you just put it in. [01:04:05] Speaker B: It's at the top of the crack. [01:04:08] Speaker A: Is it really? [01:04:09] Speaker B: Oh, that looks so beautiful. [01:04:10] Speaker A: What's her name? [01:04:11] Speaker B: Cardi B. Oh, my God. I can imagine the feeling of that because I. I have tailbone problems and just the pain. [01:04:29] Speaker A: Oh, no. I mean, I guess that's kind of. I don't. [01:04:36] Speaker B: Who gives a shit, right? Why would you? I mean, I know I sound like 80 years old right now, but, like, why would you do that? Well, I mean, it's not even like. [01:04:48] Speaker A: At the end of the day, like, what? I have a bigger question than that. The is tattooed on your ass. [01:04:57] Speaker B: I don't know. I thought it was like, flowers or something. [01:05:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know, dude. I don't really care about Cardi B'S. Butt piercing. Honestly, I mean, that's. [01:05:08] Speaker B: This sounds like a desperate publicity stunt. [01:05:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, she does have a fat ass. Now you got me looking up ass. [01:05:20] Speaker B: She. She pops up like every couple years just because of something shitty. You know, like five years ago, the big story was that she admitted to like drugging a guy and robbing him while he slept. [01:05:35] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. I don't really care about Cardi B. I'm more excited now to get to the next phase, the game Mary Kill. [01:05:45] Speaker B: Which I can't believe your daughter suggested we do. [01:05:50] Speaker A: All right, three females listed. You have to choose whether you whether or not to them, marry them or kill them to have relations. All right, do you want to or. [01:06:00] Speaker B: Do you want to do kill, please. [01:06:03] Speaker A: Do you want to do odds or evens? [01:06:08] Speaker B: I'll do evens, cuz there's more odds. [01:06:12] Speaker A: Okay, well, no, we're going to share one. We're going to share one. I'll let you pick beginning, middle, or end. Which one do you want to share without looking at the list? [01:06:21] Speaker B: What do you mean? [01:06:23] Speaker A: We either share one, we either share five or seven or 11. [01:06:30] Speaker B: Let's share seven. [01:06:32] Speaker A: Seven. Okay, perfect. You're evens. All right. Nicki. I don't know who Nicki is. [01:06:37] Speaker B: Nicki Minaj. [01:06:39] Speaker A: Okay, okay. Beyonce. Ariana. Okay, all right, Kind of got this one. [01:06:45] Speaker B: I feel like we're gonna definitely say the same thing. [01:06:49] Speaker A: I don't know, man. Big foreheads kind of bother me sometimes. Like, I feel like Rihanna's face is really shrunk down. [01:06:55] Speaker B: Oh, I'm absolutely marrying Rihanna. [01:06:59] Speaker A: I. I thought about marrying Rihanna, but I think I want to Rihanna marry Nikki because that's the one. That's. That's the one on the arm. That's the one on the arm everywhere we go. Let me look at what Nicki Minaj looks like. Dude, I don't know what these people look like. [01:07:16] Speaker B: Nicki Minaj is the least good looking of the three of them for sure. [01:07:24] Speaker A: I could live with that every day over Rihanna. [01:07:27] Speaker B: Sure. Yeah. It's not about living with it. It's about if Rihanna is an option, you're gonna live with that. [01:07:39] Speaker A: They won't even show Rihanna. Let's see Rihanna. No, I can't live with that. Dude, Google Rihanna and tell me you don't see. [01:07:53] Speaker B: No, no, I'm not seeing a Filipino boy I used to be friends with. [01:07:59] Speaker A: I'm seeing that face is just so small on the head. [01:08:04] Speaker B: But here's the problem with Beyonce. [01:08:07] Speaker A: Beyonce is getting killed no matter what really? Yeah. I'm killing Beyonce. Killing. [01:08:15] Speaker B: All right, let me get a look at Nicki Minaj just to be sure that I wasn't. [01:08:22] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm Beyonce's the prettiest one. I'm going to kill Beyonce's prettiest one. [01:08:26] Speaker B: I'm gonna. I'm gonna have a roll in the hay with Beyonce, and I'm gonna marry Rihanna. I know that Rihanna can. [01:08:32] Speaker A: Okay, let's say they're not evil. Let's not. Let's say. Yes, she can. Let's say they're not evil. I'm marrying Beyonce. [01:08:39] Speaker B: Okay. [01:08:44] Speaker A: No, she's naturally beautiful. [01:08:46] Speaker B: I think she's. Yeah. All right. Yeah, she's pretty comparable Rihanna. [01:08:53] Speaker A: Yeah. And I'd probably Rihanna and kill Nicki Minaj. [01:08:58] Speaker B: She's okay. She's 44. [01:09:01] Speaker A: She's my age. [01:09:01] Speaker B: She's younger. [01:09:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:09:04] Speaker B: I thought she was 50. [01:09:07] Speaker A: So, yeah, I think I would. I, I. To me, they're not evil. They're just regular people. [01:09:15] Speaker B: Sure. [01:09:16] Speaker A: I'm marrying Beyonce. Nikki. Killing Rihanna. [01:09:20] Speaker B: Okay. Gonna kill Nikki. Beyonce. Mary Rihanna. But I will say. All right, I will say Alicia Keys walks in the room. I'll kill all three of them, and I'll have Alicia Keys. [01:09:37] Speaker A: I'm. I'm in agreement with that. I. I can get with that. I can get with that. It looks like we're doing. We're all doing. We're doing all of them together. All right, you. Your turn to go first on number two, though. [01:09:47] Speaker B: Oh, right. That's right. You were supposed to just do the. [01:09:49] Speaker A: Yeah, no, no, because we're gonna argue this. You go first on number two. [01:09:54] Speaker B: I immediately forgot what we were doing. [01:09:56] Speaker A: Yeah, that's totally cool. [01:10:00] Speaker B: All right, all right, look, it's nothing personal, Jennifer Aniston, but you're dead. [01:10:10] Speaker A: And. [01:10:14] Speaker B: I think I'm gonna. I'm gonna marry Margot Robbie because she's younger. Although I don't know that for a fact. Let me. Let me do a little market research here. 35. Scarlett Johansson's gotta be older than 35. 40. Yeah. All right. That's what I'm doing. I'm gonna kill Jen, have some fun with Scarlet, settle down with Margot. [01:10:52] Speaker A: Really? [01:10:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:10:55] Speaker A: I just kind of can't. This is. This is for Jen. I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna lie. Like, Jen kind of got in this, cuz. Yeah, Jen's on my shit. Like, she's on my kill list too. Pretty, Pretty woman. But compared to these two, she's. She's getting killed. [01:11:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, for sure. [01:11:15] Speaker A: And Margo's getting fucked in my book, and I'm marrying Scarlet. [01:11:18] Speaker B: Oh, all right. I respect that. [01:11:20] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm in love with Scarlett. Scarlet's a beautiful woman. [01:11:24] Speaker B: It's great. [01:11:24] Speaker A: And she looks like she's fucking cool to hang out with. [01:11:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:28] Speaker A: Now that Margo's not, Scarlett just looks cooler to hang out with. [01:11:32] Speaker B: I bet if you got Scarlet alone and you asked her about the newest Jurassic World movie, she'd be like, oh, yeah, I just did it for the money. Like, oh, yeah, I know that sucked. Yeah. [01:11:44] Speaker A: Yeah. But I also feel like you'd be all like, into that, like, were the dinosaurs really cool to be around, Being the Jurassic park is one of your top five. [01:11:53] Speaker B: I would cream. [01:11:55] Speaker A: We still talk about that at work, by the way. We still talk about that at work. [01:11:59] Speaker B: I think you're nuts if it's not your top five, dude. [01:12:04] Speaker A: Which I'm like. Like, honestly, it's been brought up probably three or four times like Jurassic park, though. Like, really? [01:12:11] Speaker B: When's the last time you really. [01:12:17] Speaker A: Dude, dude, when it came out. [01:12:19] Speaker B: Yeah, I got. I figured. So maybe you should re. Watch it and then come back to me. [01:12:24] Speaker A: Yeah, okay. All right, maybe I will. [01:12:29] Speaker B: You take. You take. You take number three. Three alone. And then we'll. We'll do what we said from that point on. [01:12:36] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. I kind of like this because it gives me insight on where you're at. It gives me insight on where you're at. Let's see. Okay. Okay. You know, I'm killing Angelina Jolie. Killing her. Miley. [01:12:54] Speaker B: Marrying Jennifer Lawrence, buddy, I can't marry any of these people. I would definitely kill all three of them if I could. [01:13:04] Speaker A: Dude. I would too. Cuz I've googled each one of them and I'm like, ah, Jennifer Lawrence. I think Jennifer Lawrence is cute. So I'm going to marry her. Marley Cyrus. I'll take one for the team. Angelina Jolie. I'm sorry. You're cracked like your lips. You're out. You're done. I killing you. I had to silence her on my gun. [01:13:25] Speaker B: I'm gonna. I'm gonna kill Miley Cyrus. I'm gonna plug my nose and fuck Angelina Jolie. And then I'm gonna marry Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, you're right about Jennifer Lawrence being the right one to marry. [01:13:41] Speaker A: Yeah. Right. [01:13:44] Speaker B: Now I don't. This next group is insufferable, dude. [01:13:52] Speaker A: Yeah, I kind of feel the same way. [01:13:53] Speaker B: Go ahead and tell. Tell our listeners who the next three are. [01:13:58] Speaker A: Blake Lively, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. [01:14:11] Speaker B: Look, there's two ways to go. I mean, I. I don't think it's any debate that Blake Lively is dead on both of our lists, but it's a debate of, like, Katy Perry is a much more tolerable person to marry. But T. Swift got a lot of money, probably a lot more than Katie. [01:14:38] Speaker A: So part of me just thinks about what, like, what would it be like to be in front of these women, like, face to face. Because they're all. They're all pretty. Like, don't get me wrong, they're all attractive now you're in front of them face to face, outside of being in front of them face to face, which I would probably marry any one of them if they just talk to me. However, I've always liked. I've always liked Katy Perry as far as, like, yeah, I think she seems cool. Taylor Swift seems like a idiot with all her emotions that she goes through. Blake Lively seems like she's got like, this whole last. Blake Lively would have made the Mary list had she and not done this. That she did this last year. [01:15:29] Speaker B: Yeah, for sure. [01:15:31] Speaker A: Blake Ly's dead. [01:15:33] Speaker B: Yes, for sure. [01:15:34] Speaker A: Right away. Right away off this. [01:15:36] Speaker B: I can't be having text messages leaked to the press and stuff like that, dude. [01:15:40] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? You know, so Blake Lightly's done. I just think Taylor Swift would be a. And so I would her and marry Katy Perry. [01:15:52] Speaker B: I'm gonna do the same thing. [01:15:55] Speaker A: Oh, dude. It's good to know we. We're okay with that one. [01:15:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:58] Speaker A: Megan Fox has club thumbs. Can't do it. Dead. Dead. [01:16:02] Speaker B: Let's. Let's say who the people are before we start. We got Megan Fox, Amila Kunis, Kate Beckinsale, and I agree with you. Megan Fox is dead. Dude, I never thought in a million years that would be the case. But yes, she's dead. [01:16:22] Speaker A: I'm Kate Beckinsile, so I can marry Mila Coolidge. [01:16:26] Speaker B: Dude. Honestly, there's no other way to do it. I've loved her since I was 8 years old. I. Yeah. Yep. Got to marry her. [01:16:35] Speaker A: Oh, Kim, Khloe, Courtney. Marrying Courtney. Killing Khloe. Kim, buddy. [01:16:41] Speaker B: Yeah, Exactly. Exactly what I thought. Courtney is the only goodlook one. Like, she got the least surgery and she is the best look. And she's, like, the oldest. [01:16:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Chloe's a fucking sasquatch. We're killing that one. [01:16:58] Speaker B: She's also really. [01:16:59] Speaker A: Kim. [01:16:59] Speaker B: She's also OJ's daughter. [01:17:02] Speaker A: Yeah. And Kim, we all seen the videos. Kim could suck a dick. [01:17:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:17:09] Speaker A: So we're definitely doing that, I will. [01:17:11] Speaker B: Say, because my wife has watched that show a little bit. Courtney is married to Travis Barker now. They fucking a lot to an uncomfortable degree. The PDA is, like, off the charts in front of people, so Courtney knows her way around the. The bedroom, too. Just, you know, so. [01:17:32] Speaker A: For sure. But that's who you're marrying. [01:17:35] Speaker B: Marrying her? [01:17:35] Speaker A: Yeah, that's who you're marrying. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kendall Jenner's very pretty. I didn't know how pretty she was. I don't like the list being so young. I wish we would have went with an older crowd instead of some of these. [01:17:48] Speaker B: Or leaned into it and got younger. Ky. [01:17:55] Speaker A: Or leaned into it younger. You're weird. [01:18:02] Speaker B: Kendall's beating Kylie for sure. And who the. [01:18:06] Speaker A: Yeah, Kylie's got an almond face. I'm Haley Bieber. Is what the Alec Baldwin's daughter. Dude married Justin Bieber. [01:18:18] Speaker B: Get in the water. You're off this. [01:18:25] Speaker A: Yeah. She got killed. [01:18:27] Speaker B: Slowly push her head under the water till the bubbles stop. And then. [01:18:31] Speaker A: So I guess we're killing Haley. [01:18:33] Speaker B: To Kendall and Kylie, be like, all right, now, ladies, we can get to our business. [01:18:41] Speaker A: So we're killing. We're killing Haley. Kylie marrying Kendall? [01:18:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I think so. [01:18:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Here's the hard one. Here's a hard one. This next one's hard. It's. It's Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba. It's hard because I want to kill two of them. I think Reese Witherspoon, with her lisp. [01:19:07] Speaker B: This isn't. [01:19:07] Speaker A: Needs to be shot. [01:19:08] Speaker B: This isn't difficult for me. [01:19:11] Speaker A: All right, tell me what you got. [01:19:13] Speaker B: Julia Roberts is dead. [01:19:14] Speaker A: I know. We're both marrying Jessica. [01:19:16] Speaker B: Yeah, we're for sure both married Jessica. Yeah, I'm. I'm going to fuck Reese Witherspoon just because I can't fuck Julia Roberts and she's dead. [01:19:27] Speaker A: That's. That's how I kind of came to it, too. I was like, I really can't find myself fucking Julia. But I can't stand recent or lisp. Like, I just can't. So, yeah, I. I take the same boat as you. I'm. We're marrying Jessica. We're. Rhys. We're killing Julia. [01:19:45] Speaker B: Now this. This is a tough one for me. Ooh. [01:19:48] Speaker A: This is not tough for me. This is not tough for me. [01:19:53] Speaker B: Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Emily Blunt, Mary. That's. [01:20:03] Speaker A: I'm killing Gwen. [01:20:03] Speaker B: Problem. You can't have Gwen in the Royal Tenenbaums. You can only have her now. [01:20:11] Speaker A: Here's the thing with Gwen. Here's the thing with Gwen, though. Gwen is your average good looking woman. Like, she's homely good looking. [01:20:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:20:21] Speaker A: You know, I mean, like, she's good looking, but she wasn't Gwen Paltrow. And she was like, Gwen Paltrow fucking the secretary. You'd be like, yeah, but because you're a movie star or a celebrity, you're like, it's Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if Gwyneth Paltrow was a celebrity at the local fucking real estate office, we kill her. Natalie Portman. You did Black Swan. We know what you got. [01:20:51] Speaker B: She. She is particularly striking in royal Tenen bombs, but I've never been crazy about her otherwise. So. Yeah, she's. She's dead. [01:21:02] Speaker A: And Natalie Portman. We're. And we're marrying Emily Blunt. [01:21:06] Speaker B: Hold on now. Hold on now. I. [01:21:08] Speaker A: You're not marrying Emily Blunt. [01:21:10] Speaker B: I feel like Natalie Portman might be a crazy. [01:21:22] Speaker A: Yeah. But Emily Blunt, Dude. I mean, just look at her. [01:21:26] Speaker B: Were you saying Mary Emily Blunt? [01:21:28] Speaker A: I'm saying Mary Emily Blunt. [01:21:30] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I was. [01:21:32] Speaker A: Okay. [01:21:33] Speaker B: I thought you were saying Mary Natalie Portman. And I was gonna say you. Hold on. No, hold on just one second. [01:21:40] Speaker A: I. I don't know who Nina Dobrev is. [01:21:45] Speaker B: I don't. Yeah, well, I. I gotta look that one up. I can tell you almost certainly she's gonna live. [01:21:52] Speaker A: Oh, she's dead. You said she lives. I said she's dead. She's Shaun White's ex wife. [01:22:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, she's dead. [01:22:09] Speaker A: Yeah, well, yeah, she's dead. I'm marrying JLo. I. Yeah, JLo might be dead to you because of her age. [01:22:19] Speaker B: No, she's. She looks fine. [01:22:23] Speaker A: Really? [01:22:23] Speaker B: Yeah, she's still looking great. [01:22:26] Speaker A: Let's see. [01:22:26] Speaker B: I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Her. [01:22:27] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm marrying JLo. I'm sorry, dude. [01:22:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Marrying JLo, now that's. That's nuts. Aubrey Plaza is the woman of my dreams. I'm gonna marry her. [01:22:36] Speaker A: Really? [01:22:37] Speaker B: Yeah, she's. [01:22:37] Speaker A: Fuck. Have you. Have you seen her in interviews? [01:22:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I love it. [01:22:41] Speaker A: She's. [01:22:42] Speaker B: She's batshit. [01:22:43] Speaker A: She's a little off. She's. Yeah, batshit. [01:22:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:47] Speaker A: That's a great night in the hay. Not a great life in the. In the sleigh, dude. [01:22:51] Speaker B: Well, literally, her husband killed himself in January, so we'll see. [01:22:55] Speaker A: Yeah. For a reason. Yeah. No, we're fucking her. We're not. We're not marrying her. [01:23:02] Speaker B: I gotta marry her. [01:23:03] Speaker A: I'm marrying Jlo. [01:23:05] Speaker B: It would be Nina de Brev on the level of, like, not marrying Mila Kunis in that other one. [01:23:12] Speaker A: Holy. This next one's a hell hole. [01:23:15] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I hadn't read that one yet. Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi. [01:23:24] Speaker A: Oh. [01:23:27] Speaker B: All right. Yeah, this is the best one. I didn't see see this coming. I mean, obviously you got a Mary. [01:23:38] Speaker A: Kamala, Really? [01:23:41] Speaker B: I mean, honestly, she's probably the least annoying. [01:23:45] Speaker A: I mean, the laugh. She thinks she's black. [01:23:49] Speaker B: Yeah. But like, Hillary Clinton, she's not just as annoying. Oh, listen, here's the thing. [01:23:57] Speaker A: I almost want to marry the camel. I mean, I'm almost marrying Pelosi. [01:24:01] Speaker B: Well, I understand that move because. But you know Pelosi, really, on a relational level, her only issue is how old she is. Hillary. [01:24:10] Speaker A: Yeah, she would probably be really grandma. Like, she'd probably be like, can I get you some pineapple juice? And you're like, yeah, can I get. [01:24:19] Speaker B: You some celery juice so you blow larger loads. Sure. Yeah, dude, bring it up. Oh, Hillary. [01:24:29] Speaker A: And in reality, Pelosi. You kill someone else. Pelosi's going to die right after anyways. It's a. It's a win. Win. It's a bogo. It's a bogo. I guess you're right. We're marrying. No, no. That. Dude, I'm Kamala killing Hillary Pelosi. I'm marrying cuz that has got a foot in the grave already. [01:24:49] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, you're probably exactly correct about that. [01:24:56] Speaker A: I'm back on the market in six months. [01:24:58] Speaker B: Kamala. I'm not mad about it. [01:25:04] Speaker A: I'm back on the market in six months, dude. [01:25:07] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't. [01:25:11] Speaker A: Hey, is Pelosi on my list? I think Pelosi should be on my list. After I'm looking at pictures, she should be on my celebrity death list. [01:25:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Let me. Let me check real quick. I don't. [01:25:20] Speaker A: I feel like she's next. [01:25:22] Speaker B: Kamala is bad looking. [01:25:26] Speaker A: You wouldn't. [01:25:28] Speaker B: Why? What. What is that about? What the was that? [01:25:32] Speaker A: Dude, you don't think Kamala is bad looking? [01:25:35] Speaker B: Maybe just because I'm thinking about her next to the other two ladies. [01:25:41] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe. But her head is so long, and just to look at a. Just Google her. If you're getting the same Google image as I am, look at number three. Look at the fucking lines in that. The stern look, buddy. [01:25:54] Speaker B: I'm not saying she's the hottest piece of ass in the country. Yeah. No. I'm just saying, like, she's not an ugly Chick. [01:26:06] Speaker A: Yeah. You got lower standards than I do. I'm not gonna lie, dude. Next to. You're. You're not wrong, though. Out of these three, this is who I'm sticking it in for sure. I'm just letting Pelosi take out the dentures and go to town that way. [01:26:23] Speaker B: I think you have to fuck your wife in this scenario, though. Like, I don't know if you're allowed to just marry this chick and not. Right. [01:26:32] Speaker A: Do you think Pelosi still has a sex drive at that age? [01:26:35] Speaker B: I hope not. I really hope not. Not. [01:26:38] Speaker A: I mean, am I just spending a lifetime of. Well, lifetime being. I don't know. Then maybe the next two or three years eating pastrami sandwiches. Is that what I'm doing? [01:26:46] Speaker B: Oh, God, it must smell like a crypt. [01:26:54] Speaker A: I can't with Hillary. I can't do with Hillary. I'm sorry. Hillary's done. No, she seems like a dude. She'd probably want to peg me. [01:27:04] Speaker B: Oh, I bet. She. [01:27:05] Speaker A: She's a pager. [01:27:06] Speaker B: And not to mention what kind of weird she's probably into with kids. [01:27:13] Speaker A: Ah, man, you gotta bring that up. [01:27:15] Speaker B: Almost. [01:27:15] Speaker A: That probably turns you on. [01:27:17] Speaker B: Almost certainly part of it. She was best friend. [01:27:19] Speaker A: Yeah, but you probably like that. You. You probably want to press in and go the. Go the younger route. Yeah, yeah, I held on to that comment. [01:27:27] Speaker B: I said that. I meant 8, 19, 17 in some states. I didn't mean kids. [01:27:36] Speaker A: Dude. Did you. Dude, hold on. I'm glad you brought that up. Hold on. [01:27:45] Speaker B: Are you pulling up the lowest age of consent states and we're gonna do a road trip? [01:27:56] Speaker A: I was not thinking that, but it's not a bad idea. No, you're. What's Hawaii like? [01:28:04] Speaker B: 14. [01:28:08] Speaker A: So in Utah. Oh, really? Utah is 16. [01:28:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:28:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:28:13] Speaker B: Oklahoma's 16. A whole bunch of them are 16. Like way more than you think. Last. Last I checked. [01:28:25] Speaker A: What was the words you said earlier? You said, are we states with no minimum marriage age? California, Mississippi, Mexico, New Mexico and Oklahoma. [01:28:45] Speaker B: Mississippi, Mexico. Sense. [01:28:48] Speaker A: Yeah, it does. There are several states. Most states are 18 and older. Those four states are no age. And then states with exceptions are. Well, Hawaii and Kansas are 15. [01:29:07] Speaker B: Hold up. [01:29:14] Speaker A: Yeah, Hawaii and Kansas. Kansas makes sense. Kansas makes sense because they're just. That's where the toothbrush was invented. Anywhere else it would have been a teeth brush. [01:29:34] Speaker B: I'm getting something a little different. Do you think I'm being entrapped by the FBI? I'm getting. [01:29:43] Speaker A: What are you getting? [01:29:44] Speaker B: 16 in Washington, Nevada, Alaska, Hawaii. Looks like Montana, South Dakota, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama. I mean, like half of the fucking states are 16. [01:30:02] Speaker A: Well, those states didn't show up in mine. What it said was states that banned marriage for anyone under 18. Connecticut, Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts. [01:30:11] Speaker B: I just looked up age of consent, so that's probably. [01:30:14] Speaker A: Well, then it said the states with no minimum. No minimum marriage age is California, Mississippi, New Mexico, and Oklahoma. Then it said states with marriage exceptions for minors. And then it said the lowest exceptions by state are 15 and up. Hawaii and Kansas, 16 and up. Most states with exceptions allow 16 and 17 year olds to marry with parental consent. And then 17 and up. Several states, including Florida and Kentucky, have a minimum age of 17. [01:30:45] Speaker B: But that's marriage age of. [01:30:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I'm. [01:30:49] Speaker B: Oh, might just be. Yeah, all of it. [01:31:01] Speaker A: This is going to get me in trouble. Most states established age of consent at 16. [01:31:19] Speaker B: Wild. [01:31:22] Speaker A: Yeah. No, not for me. Back to the question at hand. Who you marrying? [01:31:33] Speaker B: I think you're right, dude. I think we marry Pelosi, we kill Hillary Clinton twice if we can. And yeah, we have. We have. [01:31:44] Speaker A: We fought Kamala. [01:31:45] Speaker B: We have some fun with Kamala. Yeah, As a team. [01:31:49] Speaker A: There's some fun with Kamala. It's a. It's a good night out. We're probably in some type of government room that no one gets to go in. You know, not a lot of public gets to see that room. Doing some freaky Pelosi. We're just knocking the dust off that once a month. Maybe once a month. [01:32:08] Speaker B: Probably not even that often. [01:32:11] Speaker A: What if she's getting hormone shots? [01:32:13] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:32:15] Speaker A: What if you're sitting there on your La Z Boy? What if you're in the couch, you're on your Lazy Boy, you're watching Murder, She Wrote, and she comes up, she's like, hey, I took my teeth out. You're letting her. [01:32:28] Speaker B: I've heard that. That sucks. [01:32:31] Speaker A: Really? Because I've heard it's great. [01:32:33] Speaker B: I've heard the gummy bears is uncomfortable. [01:32:38] Speaker A: Really? [01:32:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:32:40] Speaker A: How old was the guy you heard it from? [01:32:44] Speaker B: 30S, 40s? [01:32:46] Speaker A: Okay. I heard it from a 50 year old who spent most of their life in prison. However, he said it was the best ever. [01:32:54] Speaker B: All right, well, let's Google it. [01:32:58] Speaker A: You ever have teeth scrape your dick? [01:33:01] Speaker B: No, I haven't. Really? [01:33:03] Speaker A: You ever have a blow job? [01:33:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:33:06] Speaker A: How many? [01:33:08] Speaker B: More than I can count. Yeah. What, you think I had like a running count going? [01:33:17] Speaker A: I honestly thought maybe three times. How many girls? How many girls? That's probably easier. [01:33:25] Speaker B: Four. Three. Four. [01:33:27] Speaker A: Four. [01:33:28] Speaker B: Four. [01:33:28] Speaker A: Okay, four. And you, you were. You're Lucky enough to not have any of them. Scrape your dick with some teeth. [01:33:36] Speaker B: I mean, it didn't hurt. If it happened, I didn't notice it. [01:33:43] Speaker A: Then they probably didn't do teeth because you notice it when they do teeth. You're like, oh, that's her teeth. Sometimes I like it. Like, I don't mind if you even bite on it a little. I have this. Okay, dude, I have this weird thing where do that. I have this weird thing where I like pain during sex. And I can't understand it right now. Like, my chest looks like I got beat with a baseball bat. My arm, it has what looks like scratch marks, but they're bite marks, like, bleeding. Like, I got scabs on my arms from her biting me. [01:34:21] Speaker B: Do you have bullet wounds tattooed on your chest? [01:34:26] Speaker A: I do. [01:34:27] Speaker B: Okay, good. I saw, I saw those last week when you had your shirt off. And I was like, I think those are bullet wounds, but that might be like bruises from this woman. [01:34:42] Speaker A: No, but I do. So I do have some of those. So check it out. Now that I'm back, like right here, I don't know if you can see in the light. I don't know what you can see. Let's see. You see that? [01:34:58] Speaker B: Yep. I see discoloration. [01:35:00] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. And that. Dude, all of last week it was all right here. And what I have her do is I'm just like, like, she'll start to like, suck and I'm like, bite it. You know, like, Like, I'm trying to. [01:35:18] Speaker B: Rape you right now, dude. [01:35:19] Speaker A: It's crazy because, like, I go from like to, you know, when she bites, I'm just like, oh, I don't know what it is. [01:35:28] Speaker B: You got some wires crossed. Somewhere along the line, I, I pulled this up. I pulled this up from Reddit. As someone who received a BJ from a toothless former meth head Portuguese widow just five nights ago, let me lend some insight. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd rate it a 7.5. If we're using a 4 point letter grading system, I'd probably go with a C. [01:36:05] Speaker A: How do you go from 7.5 to a C though? [01:36:07] Speaker B: Dude, one could probably achieve the same sensation with masking tape, the blunt side of a comb, and a little extra virgin olive oil. [01:36:23] Speaker A: Wonder if gums are softer. Who knows? [01:36:29] Speaker B: All I saving your family one edit. [01:36:36] Speaker A: So. All right, well, I thought tonight was turned out more successful than I thought. [01:36:40] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, it was good. We. We got some mileage out of the JJ thing. I. I didn't even really want to bring that up, but since he came up organically, I figured I'd tell you the story. [01:36:53] Speaker A: Yeah, it didn't. Dude, like, I wish him the best. He's just. He's just not someone I don't want. I love them all. I think they're all great kids. They've all chosen their path. I have nothing against. I have nothing against any one of those four. Just don't want them in my life. [01:37:07] Speaker B: They're not great kids. [01:37:09] Speaker A: Don't know. Don't know. Just don't want them in my life. [01:37:11] Speaker B: Criminal he is. I just don't want from the law. [01:37:16] Speaker A: I don't want any one of them in my life. [01:37:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:37:19] Speaker A: You know, I wish them the best. I just don't want him in my life. [01:37:23] Speaker B: Yeah, that's fair. [01:37:26] Speaker A: But outside of that, I think the Mary kills pretty. Pretty fun. [01:37:33] Speaker B: And number one, try to come up with more grotesque situations. Because that last one was really like. Yeah, it was the one where we really had to think. I feel like we were almost perfectly in sync on all the other ones. [01:37:46] Speaker A: So we weren't on the first three because I was like, oh, this is gonna be a rough one. Like the first three and then four through, like, 10. We were like, yeah, okay. Like, yeah, we're sinking. Four through nine. We synced. It was number 10 and like number one through three, just because of preferences. Number 10 preference. And then number 11, really us, like, we were in sync, but it was like we had. We had to like, walk through. We had to, like, talk ourselves through it. [01:38:14] Speaker B: Eleven. More like nine. [01:38:16] Speaker A: Eleven. [01:38:16] Speaker B: Am I right? That was tragic. [01:38:25] Speaker A: All right, guys. Well, this has been pseudonyms. We're going on the two hour mark. [01:38:29] Speaker B: Yeah, our longest in a while. [01:38:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I got to get up early for a charity event. I got to go golfing tomorrow. [01:38:37] Speaker B: All right, well, at least it's not work. [01:38:40] Speaker A: Well, I gotta stop at work and get everybody set up before I go, so. That's the shitty part. Gotta do a switch. You can't show up to work in golf clothes and set up everybody to work. So I got to show up in work clothes, run to the trailer, change into golf clothes, drive to the golf course, which wish me luck. [01:39:00] Speaker B: Good luck with it. And thank you everyone for listening. We will see you next week. [01:39:06] Speaker A: Love you, man. [01:39:07] Speaker B: Love you.