030: Midnight Glade Walk

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Can we talk about the batshit text message exchange you had with your daughter today in our group text? [00:00:08] Speaker B: All right, so what, you were wondering about that? You were wondering about that? So, like, yeah, I wanted to ask. [00:00:15] Speaker A: And then I said, save it for the podcast because it's gonna be good. [00:00:18] Speaker B: Like a month ago, like, right when this, this whole Disney World trip popped off, you know, I get this. [00:00:25] Speaker A: I believe you mentioned to this on the podcast. [00:00:27] Speaker B: Well, I told you that big country called me was like, hey, family photos and you know, all this other jargon. And I was kind of like, yeah, I didn't know how to get out of it. Yeah, I wear, I'll wear black. I don't want to wear black. I'm, you know, I'm like, I'm just not into it. And so she wants, you're not a family anymore. Hello. [00:00:46] Speaker A: That's how you get out of it. [00:00:49] Speaker B: So she goes, sorry, I'm trying to get connected to this darn Internet. So she's like, you know, I decided it'd be cool if we did a family photo again. Her idea. So then, like, I'm getting it from, like, the other from, from my daughter and from the other one, like, oh, yeah, we're gonna do the all black. And I'm like, what do you. Who keeps starting this all black thing? So mind you, number one doesn't really know because I'm busy. I, I, I didn't, you know, plan well. It's, I'm kind of just going through things and on the what was me? But like, dude, I'm like, trying to just fire Bible study, you know, now, Now I got the girlfriend, you know, and so, so yeah, she, you know, they're like, does number one know that, you know, we're doing this and it's for number four's birthday, and I'm like, probably not. Like, I probably didn't. Didn't explain it that well. Maybe I probably really didn't get into it, you know, I mean, I'm assuming she knows, but there's a chance she doesn't know, you know, Like, I can't falter for that. However, she was just there a week ago, too. Said, hey, Todd is balls. Like, I don't want to do black. I'll be the outcast, the outlier, if you will, because I don't want to do all black. Well, I'm like, I already kind of made that argument, you know, I mean, and so then, so then, like, number three is talking to me about it, and, and then I, you know, number one, Calls me back on it. So, you know, I. I sent her a smooth text. Hey, I was thinking family picture thing, you know, like, we get a set of you with the girls and instead of me with the girls, you know, like, you know, that's kind of how it is. Kind of skirt forward, you know, skirt forward on some other things, you know, kind of just like, hey, this is here. But I'm gonna keep going on some more important items. And so then she, like, wants to call me and she's like, so you. [00:02:44] Speaker A: Don'T want big country. [00:02:45] Speaker B: Yeah, all. All friendly. Like, oh, so you don't want to take pictures with me now? Like, what's that about? You know, like, can we now, now? [00:02:55] Speaker A: For years now, for years, I've not wanted to take family photos. [00:03:00] Speaker B: Well, we took one on Thanksgiving, but. Oh, that's what Samsung has the erase. Samsung has the erase one. What we just did. You know what I mean? Like, you can erase it for last five years of my photos have. Have two people erased. I'm creating new memories. People are like. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Everyone just has their arm around empty space. [00:03:25] Speaker B: I'm not gonna lie. Like. Like, I showed my buddy, we'll call him Frosty. I showed my buddy Frosty some pictures from his birthday. And he was like, I thought there was more people there. I'm like, yeah, I don't think so. I think it was just me, you, and your wife. You know, you don't remember all three of us got that limo because there was three of us. [00:03:46] Speaker A: You should see a doctor. [00:03:50] Speaker B: So anyhow, let's say so. So she's like, oh, no. Like, but does that mean, like, if somebody takes a photo, like, we gotta duck out? And I'm like, no, we could take pictures. I don't care if we're in pictures together in that sense of like, somebody took a selfie or all like. I get that. But if you're talking about, like, planned, you know, we're gonna go stand in front of this board as a family, we're not doing that. Like, that's just not going to happen. So anyhow, she jumps back on this. This black thing and I'm like. And she's like, you know the number. Number two and three might have their. Like, might be hurt that we don't do this. Like, you know, my hurt. They're like, they were really looking forward to it. Might let them down. And I'm like, check it out. The money I've dumped on this trip alone. We're going to the happiest place on fucking earth. If Your trip is going to be ruined over not matching clothes. I don't really give a. And she's like, like, kind of like, like. And I was like, no, but I'm dead ass serious. Like, I am so looking forward to this trip and someone's trying to ruin it over matching black clothes. Let people wear what they want to wear, you know? [00:04:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:56] Speaker B: Just let people go how they want to go, you know, I'm not trying to have an agenda on this trip where it's like, we got to go here and then here and then he. No, no, no, no, no. We get there when we get there, player. Let's just stroll. You know what I mean? Let's just stroll down and fuck them all. [00:05:12] Speaker A: Excuse my language. I know she was your wife. In a family situation, there is always one bitch who's trying to make a strict itinerary there. There's the matching outfits. If you're going to the circus, you're wearing clown noses. There's these photos. There's. There's shit that 95% of the group does not want to do. And it's a fucking problem for everyone. [00:05:38] Speaker B: But it was even. [00:05:39] Speaker A: It was that one. In my family, it's. [00:05:42] Speaker B: Well, even if it's one, even if it's. Even if it's something fun, we're going on jet skis at three and all that. Like, I don't want the agenda. How about if we decide, you know what? Jet skis would be cool right now. Then we stroll down the beach at Jesse's. Might be one o'. Clock. Yeah. I mean, whatever it is, number four. [00:05:59] Speaker A: Is getting into the age where you don't need the agenda anymore. With young kids you need like they need to be occupied. So I get that, but like two and three, way past that age. Number four. But you get into the. [00:06:14] Speaker B: You're right. You need to be occupied. But that doesn't. That doesn't justify an agenda. What is it called? [00:06:19] Speaker A: It doesn't. [00:06:20] Speaker B: What is it called? Itinerary. [00:06:21] Speaker A: Itinerary? Yeah. [00:06:23] Speaker B: We're on vacation. Those words don't even go together. Say that fast. Vacation itinerary. Sounds stupid. [00:06:32] Speaker A: It's like an oxymoron. [00:06:33] Speaker B: So upset with this. So, dude, I was actually in a hurry to get ready tonight because I got another attack on my life. What? Yeah. So. Oh, spider monkey. I'm just. The other night. Oh. [00:06:53] Speaker A: Oh, I thought. [00:06:55] Speaker B: Dude, this is real, bro. [00:06:56] Speaker A: Seriously gonna tell me like a story about like getting an attempted carjacking or something? [00:07:03] Speaker B: Pretty close. Pretty close. Okay. [00:07:05] Speaker A: It was worse than that. Were you sleeping? [00:07:08] Speaker B: Yeah, cuz no. But you feel safe, you know, maybe you're walking around naked. You're so vulnerable at this moment, you know, which was the case. Dog's chew toy goes under the dresser. Well, the dog wants to scratch on the dresser. So I, being the gentleman that I am, get up out of bed. [00:07:26] Speaker A: The naked gentleman. The naked gentleman. I am. [00:07:29] Speaker B: I got this, babe. Don't even worry about it. You just. You just stay there. I go get the dog toy. Right on my back, dude. Right on my back. Like, it took me by surprise. I got out of it. Don't get me wrong, I got out of it pretty, pretty quick. No, in seriousness, it took me by surprise. Panic overtook my body. Like she. Dude, she put. [00:07:58] Speaker A: You went into fight or flight. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Well, dude, I know I can't. I can't hurt her. So I'm trying. Okay, how do I just break the grip? I gotta break the grip because if I do something like jump back on your back like you would do with a dude, you know, like even a buddy, even if it's like. [00:08:14] Speaker A: Thank you. Thank you. Stop right there. Stop right there. This is exactly what I'm talking about when I'm talking about the unequality of, like a man and a woman wrestling. You didn't. You didn't just fall onto your back because you would have killed her. You could have. You could have killed her. [00:08:31] Speaker B: I want you to know I underestimated her strength. She had me in such a. [00:08:37] Speaker A: That's just information. That's not failure, that's data. What's that? That's not defeated. [00:08:42] Speaker B: That's data. She had me in such a chokehold, dude. Arched my back, did the arch your back thing. And I'm like, oh. And I'm. Dude, like inside, I'm like, she's gonna win. She's gonna win, dude. I couldn't like, swallow for like a good half a day. [00:08:59] Speaker A: Oh, shit. [00:09:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:01] Speaker A: Ooh. [00:09:03] Speaker B: Luckily, I broke the lock. I broke the hold, got out of it. However, fast forward, I get up out of bed tonight, I'm full. You know, I was just tired after work. So I'm laying on the bed, I get up, I'm about. She's trying to massage me because I came from the gym. But she's doing it in such a way that is hurting me to where I'm making noises, you know, they're like knuckles. Like she took her pointer finger knuckle and just dug it into bone. Like she was. She was making a statement for sure. I got out of bed, I rolled over after kind of squealing for a little bit because she wouldn't stop. And so then I roll over, and I realize I'm exposed, So I immediately tuck my chin into my chest. Sure enough, spider monkey on the back. [00:09:53] Speaker A: Oh, my God, dude. [00:09:54] Speaker B: She has one hand coming around. I go, I knew it. And then the other one's coming around, so I grabbed the other one like this, and I put it in an arm lock. And I'm like, cool. Well, then she's like, you gotta stop. Like, my arm is locked. And I'm like, nah, it's not. You're just saying that. Like, this is one of your tactics. [00:10:10] Speaker A: You know, I'm gonna play it by ear. I'm gonna see. [00:10:13] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I really locked, so we had to stop. But, yeah, even on my way here, I was like, please walk in front of me. She's showing me the room. I could do the podcast. And I'm like, please walk in front of me. I don't trust you. Behind me. [00:10:25] Speaker A: Oh, you're at her place. Oh, yeah. I just realized you're not at your place. [00:10:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, I don't. I don't. I don't want to. I don't like worrying in. In my own safe space. And she's like, if you ever come here, you're going to worry just like that, bro. And I was like, you are so hot right now. Like, I love the fact that you're playing this game, so. But we have fun, dude. [00:10:52] Speaker A: I'm. Look, I'm glad that you're having fun. I do want to say, if anything happens to you that's questionable, I'm going right to the cops. And I'm saying, yeah, this bitch was wild. She made him panic for his life, even though he was kind of enjoying it. [00:11:09] Speaker B: Yeah, well, she asked me, she, are you gonna tap when I do it? I said, I'm gonna tell you right now, you're going to have to take me out. Like, you're gonna have to, like, choke me out. I'm not going to tap. [00:11:20] Speaker A: Go live. [00:11:22] Speaker B: Yeah. I refuse to tap. Like, you're gonna make me tap out. I mean, like, just not tap out. Pass out. I'm not doing it. [00:11:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I've. I've been put in a chokehold twice in my life. One of them was friendly, one of them was not. And the one that was not. The panic set in so quickly that I had time to basically say, like, all right, you might die. So now what are you gonna do? Like, like, that. Did this happen that's kind of. I was probably 17 or 18. [00:12:01] Speaker B: What were you. Was there a real fight with somebody? [00:12:05] Speaker A: It was at a show. I don't really remember what happened, but this black guy just put me in a chokehold and it was hard. He wasn't fucking around and. Yeah. So, I mean, I had to have that moment of like. Well, you, you, you, like. Like you're already in the situation. There's no getting out of this. So you can only work from this point and you might die. Like, I felt I couldn't breathe. I. Like I already couldn't breathe. It wasn't like a gradual thing. It was like I. I'm not breathing now. [00:12:37] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that's how she did. I'm thinking like junior high. Friend put you against the wall. Take. Take a deep breath, let it out. And then they do the neck thing. You pass out slowly. No, dude, like, she cut the wind right away. I get the panic part. I get the panic part. [00:12:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:52] Speaker B: Good thing is she's a nurse. She said she'll resuscitate me. She even brought home smelling salts so I would wake up quicker. [00:13:04] Speaker A: She brought home implements in case she kills you. [00:13:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Is that not hot or what, bro? [00:13:12] Speaker A: When I talk to the cop. Not if. When I talk to the cops. I am going to have to say this was definitely premeditated. She was bringing things home in case she blacked him out. [00:13:23] Speaker B: Yeah, just have him check where my phone pinged. For sure. She's got a dirt. She's got an empty dirt lot behind her house. Like she has a backyard. Then over the fence is nothing but undeveloped land. So that's the first place you should check. And in her dog's stomachs. She got three of them. [00:13:43] Speaker A: I always thought the two best places to hide a dead body. The problem is these are opportunities that don't come around too often. [00:13:53] Speaker B: Depends what field you're in. [00:13:54] Speaker A: And an empty grave that hasn't. Where the person hasn't been buried yet. [00:14:00] Speaker B: Okay. [00:14:02] Speaker A: Bury someone in there. [00:14:04] Speaker B: If you were a graveyard, like a cemetery, graveyard guy. That's very doable. [00:14:08] Speaker A: Yep, very doable. But if you're not fucking almost impossible. The other one I thought was a new swimming pool being dug because it's. [00:14:22] Speaker B: Kind of where I'm at. [00:14:24] Speaker A: Yeah, because they're gonna. I mean, concrete over that. But then, I don't know, you would probably know what happens when the natural, like, decomposition takes place and, you know, like, the dirt kind of falls in because. [00:14:37] Speaker B: Yeah, you get a void. [00:14:38] Speaker A: Gases and stuff. Okay. [00:14:39] Speaker B: No, you would get a Void. It wouldn't really penetrate the concrete and water, but you would get a void. That is what I thought. That is possible for your pool to have a leak in that area. However. However, you're on the right track in construction. You usually, as a superintendent, have the keys to the city. You could go in your job site at nighttime. You go in at daytime. You go whenever you want. A lot of places don't have cameras, and we do a lot of cement work. Some of them. Some of them are stem walls. Stem walls are a good two to three feet, sometimes four down in the ground. You just dig that up. Boom. Put the body in. You re. Put the cage back over it. Nobody wants to take out the cage to do dirt work. To fix a patch of dirt, they will pour that extra. And it's, you know, stick. It's not like pool concrete. More pool concretes, like, forget what they call it, man. But it's shot. It's. It. Well, it's the shot, but it's. I don't know. It's not like concrete concrete. It's a. It's more of a waterproofed concrete. So you don't have the bond of 100 pure concrete. [00:15:54] Speaker A: Okay. So it's not as strong as just normal. [00:15:58] Speaker B: Not as strong as concrete. [00:16:00] Speaker A: Huh. What does that have to do with the waterproof? So is normal concrete just not waterproof? [00:16:05] Speaker B: It is, but I'm saying, like, for. Normal concrete's porous, you know? [00:16:10] Speaker A: Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:16:13] Speaker B: And then, like, with. When you're doing, like, pools and stuff, they put a fiberglass in there. So, yes, it could be 100. It could be 100 pounds of concrete, or it could be 100 pounds of concrete, and then you add maybe 20, 30 pounds, whatever of. That's gonna mix up the fiberglass ratio of it. Well, yeah. Now you got. You still have that 100 pounds of concrete, but it's a lot thinner than what it is when it's concentrated. But it's easy. You know, you can shoot it and works great. It's just not. It's just not the same as concrete, though. [00:16:46] Speaker A: Yeah. So those are the two spots I always thought would be excellent if you had the opportunity to hide a body there for sure. But, you know, the minute someone goes missing. [00:16:58] Speaker B: I forgot to tell you, it's not so much what you do as a profession either. It's also the same as my friend Dale says you call him nighthawk. Who. You know. You know what I'm saying? [00:17:14] Speaker A: Who. [00:17:14] Speaker B: You know, you let me know. We could do a trial Run with Pops when he passes away. Naturally, you know, I mean, just naturally, because, I mean, he died of natural causes. We just buried him where his last wishes were. So, yeah, we'll probably hit a little. [00:17:29] Speaker A: Certainly suspicious. It's certainly suspicious. But not technically murder. [00:17:35] Speaker B: You could technically make a story out of it. You could. You know what I mean? Like, this is. You just got to figure out what was on that land before. And this is where my pops grew up. And he wanted to be buried here, so we didn't want to disturb the land. We buried them in a concrete. If it's natural causes, we get out of that. That's the plaque practice. Right? [00:17:52] Speaker A: He was just. He. He had a deep connection to Raytheon, and that's why he wanted to be buried inside the walls of this new Raytheon building that my friend happened to be working on. [00:18:07] Speaker B: He really liked it here. He. He said this is the coolest place he's ever been. He's never seen a building under construction. [00:18:13] Speaker A: Here's what a good liar I am. I just grabbed that as a random example because of the kind of work that you do. They own stock. And Raytheon, it's not actually, like, the most impossible thing that he loves. [00:18:26] Speaker B: We could connect dots. But if he passed away of natural causes, we get a good free trial run. Yeah, we're going to have some legal stuff, but we're not going to be going to prison forever. So that's the practice run. So that when we do have a body that we might have. [00:18:40] Speaker A: When do you have someone in mind? [00:18:44] Speaker B: I honestly thought you did. I was like, man, him and his wife are really on hard times. [00:18:49] Speaker A: Nah, but you should scope out some stuff in Florida. You should. You should see what's going. [00:18:56] Speaker B: Florida? Florida's a gold mine, dude. You got crocodiles. [00:18:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:01] Speaker B: You just push her in a fucking pond, let the crocodile do all the work. [00:19:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:05] Speaker B: And you're like, dude, she slipped. I was trying to grab her. I know it looked like I pushed her, but I was trying to grab. [00:19:12] Speaker A: Her, and she out for a nighttime glade walk. And yes, I know that I said I didn't want to spend any time with her on this trip because I hate her. But we were out. We were out for a midnight glade walk, and she fucking slipped into the gator pit. I don't know, man. She wanted to see the gator pits. [00:19:35] Speaker B: Have you met her? She was trying to pet them. [00:19:42] Speaker A: We're not dealing with a smart lady here. [00:19:44] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. Oh, man, this is gonna be a long fucking week. Bro, it's gonna be a long fucking week. [00:19:51] Speaker A: Is that. That's the middle of September, right? [00:19:54] Speaker B: Do. That's like, next Saturday, I leave. Not this coming Saturday. Next Saturday, I'm on a plane with fucking holy water. And. And you don't. I mean, like, when I say holy water, that was. That was the. The spiritual name of. Of big country. But yeah, let's. [00:20:15] Speaker A: Actually, I'm. I'm gonna change the schedule so that we have an episode to go out that week. [00:20:23] Speaker B: And then I figured if. Because I get back Wednesday at like 8pm I figured up fresh on Thursday. [00:20:32] Speaker A: Okay, yeah, we could do that. [00:20:34] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that'd be good because it's like, fresh. Fresh off the press. So. Hey, tonight. Hey, guys. Welcome to Pseudonyms Tonight. [00:20:42] Speaker A: Okay, that is officially our longest cold open. [00:20:46] Speaker B: Tonight, we will be talking about conspiracy theories or conspiracy theories. Serious. I'm with your. With. With my good friend Alex Jones. [00:20:58] Speaker A: Okay. All right. That's the best one. What are you gonna. [00:21:03] Speaker B: I know, right? Oh, I googled. [00:21:08] Speaker A: Oh, well, you could be Oliver Stone. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Oliver Stone had one, huh? [00:21:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:13] Speaker B: He didn't make the list, did I? [00:21:17] Speaker A: I didn't mess up his name, right? He's the director of jfk. [00:21:20] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I knew exactly why you said his name once you said it. [00:21:25] Speaker A: He also was. When the Ukraine war started, he was like. He went on Joe Rogan and stuff. And he was saying, I was there in Russia a few years ago, meeting with Putin, and they were treating him for cancer. And that's where, like, all the cancer conspiracies came from. And everyone was freaking out because they were like, dude, if this guy's dying, then, like, he's got nothing to lose with all those nuclear weapons and stuff, you know? [00:21:55] Speaker B: True. [00:21:57] Speaker A: I don't think that's been substantiated since. [00:21:59] Speaker B: But there's a lot out there, bro. I mean, honestly, kind of like on the track you're on when they're talking about, oh, this Joe Biden died, like, years ago. You know, he's too ill, and this is a. A stand in. And then the dude walks into a wall and you're like, no, that's Biden. [00:22:16] Speaker A: That's. That's the thing that never did it for me was, why on earth would this be your body double? Why would you choose a broken body double? But you know what fucks with me bad is that it's four pictures of Joe Biden all in a square, and they all look like wildly different people, but on their own, you would have Looked at all of them and said, oh, that's Joe Biden. But then together, they're all totally different people. [00:22:47] Speaker B: For sure. [00:22:49] Speaker A: Yeah. But on that subject, our faithful producer, the number one in our hearts, has. Has gotten us a good list of conspiracy theories. A lot of them fun. A lot of them. They're. They're not like the dour ones. [00:23:10] Speaker B: Yeah. But I also want to look at some of those. No, let's just take it out. Goes. [00:23:20] Speaker A: All right. [00:23:20] Speaker B: I think they're probably on here, and I already forgot about them, so I figured they come back perfect. What are your thoughts on the Titanic? [00:23:29] Speaker A: I've heard those theories. The big. The smoking gun with the Titanic theory is that J.P. morgan was, I think, supposed to be on the Titanic, didn't end up being on there. And like, every major business rival that he had died on the Titanic. [00:23:53] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:23:56] Speaker A: The reason. And it's not reason. The reason that we hear music. Tourette's. [00:24:08] Speaker B: The. It's been a while since a word really inflicted a song on me. [00:24:12] Speaker A: The reason is sometimes I'll get them. Sometimes I'll get them when I'm editing and I'll be like, oh, why didn't I sing that song just now? [00:24:20] Speaker B: I do the same thing. I'm like, oh, that was a great intro to a song. [00:24:24] Speaker A: This was like a big status thing of the day. And all the richest people on the planet were on the Titanic, basically, for sure. And J.P. would you. J.P. morgan was supposed. Exactly. And that's why, like, yeah, some of the richest people on the planet died because they all wanted to be on this giant boat, you know, for the first. [00:24:44] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, thinkable. [00:24:48] Speaker A: Yeah. So in my opinion, not much there. [00:24:53] Speaker B: But I've never heard the insurance theory, though. [00:24:56] Speaker A: Yeah. So there is a whole thing where, like, there's another boat that was roughly the same size, that was owned by the same company, and, like, the name was changed or something. I never really understood. Let me. Let me pull it up. Let me have chat. Gbt, explain that theory. [00:25:19] Speaker B: I never heard the Avril Lavigne theory either. Man. [00:25:23] Speaker A: I've never heard that. But that. That exists for almost every celebrity. [00:25:30] Speaker B: I. I've never heard of it, but it makes sense why people make such a big deal about her when they hear her name. Like, certain women you say that around, they're like, oh, like, it's almost like you still believe in her. Like. Like she's Santa Claus. [00:25:46] Speaker A: It's. I mean, she's out doing stuff. She was on the new Billy Idol record this year. [00:25:52] Speaker B: No, I think Melissa Mandela was. [00:25:57] Speaker A: So the theory there is that she died in 2003 which was like right when she got popular and was replaced by another singer. But I've never heard that theory until. Hey stop it. Until this, this document. [00:26:13] Speaker B: Yeah, either have I. If I've only. It only just like makes sense. It's almost like the end of the movie where everything now makes sense. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Yeah. It's Kaiser. So say yeah. [00:26:23] Speaker B: What are you doing man? You still looking it up? [00:26:26] Speaker A: Yeah. So I got. I'm sorry, I was typing one handed. I see Titanic. [00:26:31] Speaker B: I feel like you're a fast typer. Even one handed. [00:26:34] Speaker A: I'm not bad. [00:26:36] Speaker B: You know your way or on a keyboard. [00:26:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I got my. My book is over 180,000 words now. [00:26:47] Speaker B: Snowball Stretch Marks is also trying to write a book about his. [00:26:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:52] Speaker B: Life. Yeah. [00:26:54] Speaker A: So you need help? [00:26:57] Speaker B: He might. [00:26:58] Speaker A: Yeah. I'd love to edit or give thoughts. [00:27:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Dude. Awesome. Look at that. What a guy. [00:27:07] Speaker A: Let's see. A long standing idea that the ship that sank in 1912 wasn't actually the Titanic, but its nearly identical sister ship, the RMS Olympic. Here's a breakdown of the theory. The Titanic and the Olympic were sister ships built by the White Star Line. They looked almost identical. In 1911, before the Titanic's maiden voyage, the Olympic had a serious collision with the British warship the HMS Hawk. The damage was extensive and insurance didn't cover the costs. Between the courts didn't cover the costs because the courts blamed the Olympic. The conspiracy claims that the White Star Line, facing financial ruin, secretly switched to the identities of the ships the Olympic, damaged, less seaworthy, uninsurable, was disguised and renamed as the Titanic. The real Titanic took the Olympics place in service. According to this theory, the voyage of the Titanic in quotes in April 1912 was a deliberate insurance scam. The plan was for the ship to suffer a controlled accident so the company could collect insurance money on the supposedly brand new liner. The twist the scheme allegedly went wrong. And instead of a controlled accident, the ship struck an iceberg and Sank killing over 1500 people. Proponents claim that the COVID up was maintained by White Star Line. JP Morgan who financed the company and others with vested interests. The evidence for this is that the differences in the two ships porthole patterns and window layouts in some photographs reports that the Olympics keel was bent from the earlier crash which would have been very costly to fix. Testimonies from workers and survivors suggesting things didn't match up. For example, the carpeting and layout did not match the Titanic blueprints. J.P. morgan and several Other wealthy men canceled their tickets at the last minute, believers say, because they knew that this was coming. Historians, shipbuilders, and Titanic experts overwhelmingly reject this theory. The Olympic continued to serve until the 1930s. So if the switch had happened, the real Titanic would have been operating under the Olympics name for decades without anyone noticing, which is highly unlikely. Photographic and construction records confirm that the Titanic and Olympic remained distinct ships. So, yeah, I don't know. These ones are always like. It almost reminds me of, like, the idea that the Trump attempted assassination was, like, planned by him, and it's like, yeah, he's not gonna let someone shoot his ear. It's not gonna happen. [00:30:01] Speaker B: That'd be a G move, though. Hey. Yeah, you know, I want to put all this on hold for a second. There's a conspiracy theory that really fucks with me. [00:30:11] Speaker A: I want to hear it. [00:30:13] Speaker B: Shazam. Shazam. How to relive that shit. Doing the proofreading for. For the episode. Yeah. [00:30:25] Speaker A: Wasn't it sad how upset you got? [00:30:29] Speaker B: I'm still bothered by it, bro. Like, I'm still just so annoyed that you don't take my word that, hey, I watched that movie several times. And you're like, could it be that it was Shaquille o', Neal, the purple and the gold, and. And I'm like, no, man. You're like, the deep web. No, dude. [00:30:51] Speaker A: Oliver, listen to me. I had heard this thing many, many times before you said it, so if I'm getting. If I had been getting the information for the first time, then I would have probably been like, whoa, that's crazy. You know, I probably would have believed you said, I've heard about. [00:31:09] Speaker B: Yeah, but you look at it from the side of. You look at it from the side of the door where you're like, that person's crazy. That person's crazy. I look at it from the side door like, I'm not alone. You guys saw it too. I believe them at their word. [00:31:24] Speaker A: I never thought of it that way. And when you put it that way, yeah, I should have had more empathy for that. [00:31:32] Speaker B: Get the fuck out of here. Don't. Don't patronize me, bro. You know what? You were totally right, man. I should have some empathy. I didn't even take those people into consideration. You're right. Fuck off. 9, 11. [00:31:47] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't totally fucking around. I never thought about. What if I had this delusion? What if I was nuts and I thought I had seen this movie, and then I heard other people talking about this movie? [00:32:01] Speaker B: I'm Glad you guys took your time out to join us for 10 minutes tonight. We are done. That's up, bro. Whatever, dude. Say what you will, dude. [00:32:13] Speaker A: It's just. It's just so fun. [00:32:15] Speaker B: I'm going to find it one day. React. I'm going to find it, and I feel like we should put a bet on this. What are you willing to give up? What are you willing to give up? If I find it. [00:32:28] Speaker A: I'd. I'd suck your dick to completion. I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure I'd be willing to bet that. [00:32:35] Speaker B: Bet. [00:32:37] Speaker A: You're not gonna take me up on that. You don't want that. [00:32:41] Speaker B: I don't. But there's principle here. This is now strictly principle. [00:32:50] Speaker A: But the problem with that bet is that I can never collect on you because there's never a definitive time where we haven't found. [00:33:00] Speaker B: You're right. And that's why I asked. What are you willing to give up? Because there's nothing. I mean, the bed doesn't work the other way around. So what are you willing to give up here? You're still here. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why even put a time limit on me if you're so certain? Because, you know, I want to fight it. [00:33:16] Speaker A: I want to win. I want to win. So I'm gonna give you a year to find this movie, and if you. [00:33:22] Speaker B: Don'T, you just want a blowjob. [00:33:26] Speaker A: Well, yeah, you're the only one who's gonna do it, so. [00:33:32] Speaker B: All right, man. [00:33:32] Speaker A: Thousand bucks. [00:33:34] Speaker B: What? How much? [00:33:42] Speaker A: I get a job in your company if you don't find this. [00:33:45] Speaker B: Dude, dude, I was honestly thinking that. I was honestly thinking that because we're hiring, like, people just to start escorting. And, like. Like, Snowball, once you start escorting, you're with the prince all day, so you kind of limit yourself. And for, like, someone like Snowball, I have him do some of my duties because that's what he's going to have to do when I'm not there, you know? So I'm like, hey, you're gonna be doing the daily log every day. You're gonna be. You know, you're gonna be sitting out the week. Hey, I'm gonna leave you here. You call me if this happened or if anything happens. Somebody has a question, I'll be in the trailer. And so, like. Or I have to go talk to this client, whatever it is. And so he's learned now. He's probably. I don't know. He got here in April and he already has his own job. [00:34:32] Speaker A: Wow. [00:34:33] Speaker B: So if I Mean, if he does it. Well, it's a. It's a. It's a light job, you know? You know, I mean, it's not something crazy. It's just like, hey, you're gonna build a couple walls. So you can build them. You can do the floors if you like. You got an escort anyways, we're just gonna let you run the job. And so now he'd go back at the end of. End of that job and say, I'd like a raise. I want this much an hour. You know, I was thinking that for you, that was honestly a thought I had today, but you'd have to move. [00:35:00] Speaker A: Yeah, but, I mean, I like Arizona. I've thought about it, so it's not crazy. [00:35:07] Speaker B: Let me know if you're serious. Dude, if you are, I'll have you fill out all the. The paperwork for your background check. [00:35:13] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I mean, I'm. I'd have to think about what that would mean for the present circumstance. [00:35:21] Speaker B: What's your. What's your. We could talk offline, but text me what you're looking for an hour. [00:35:27] Speaker A: All right. The problem is, is, like, moving expenses. Like, we've already got so much debt that it would have to kind of work for all that, but. [00:35:39] Speaker B: No, for sure. I get that. But you can always leave them behind for a couple months. All right. 9 11. [00:35:47] Speaker A: I wouldn't hate that. 9 11. [00:35:50] Speaker B: All right. [00:35:54] Speaker A: Oh, there's so many good movies I need to show you. [00:35:57] Speaker B: Oh, that would be good. Do you think 911 is a conspiracy? So. [00:36:07] Speaker A: Not the way that they talk about it being an inside job. I'm kind of. I'm torn because I'll see things every once in a while where I'll be like, yeah, that's pretty nuts. I mean, like, I don't see, like. Did you know there's never been. Well, here's the problem was never building that. Yeah, but, like, there's also never been, like, a commercial jet going through a building like that. That. It. The way it did that day. So, like. [00:36:39] Speaker B: Yeah, but it don't really have anyone compared. [00:36:43] Speaker A: Yes, that's true. [00:36:44] Speaker B: You don't have anything compared to. But you have people that work with steel all the time. [00:36:49] Speaker A: Yes. Yes. And, I mean, there was a whole. What was it? It was like the coalition of engineers and architects that believed 911 was controlled demolition because of all their expertise in the field. [00:37:05] Speaker B: For sure. I agree. [00:37:06] Speaker A: And I certainly can't argue with those guys. I will see a real every once in a while that sways me one way or the Other. The one I saw recently was they showed like a graph up against the building or. No, no, no, here's what it was. They. They had the full shot and they froze half of the frame, like vertically and then showed how much the building swayed in the unfrozen half of the screen. And I think it was like, buildings are designed to sway like 12 inches for wind, maybe, something like that. It was like a foot, maybe one way or the other. And when the plane goes in it. It sways like feet like, like it was swaying all over the place because of the. [00:37:58] Speaker B: Yeah, but still is not going to snap. Still would bend before it snapped. [00:38:04] Speaker A: Well, I think that's the idea that it bent. [00:38:07] Speaker B: Yeah, but it wouldn't. That it was, it wouldn't break apart. Like, like. [00:38:13] Speaker A: Yeah, see, that's the thing. It didn't fall, it didn't fall over like that. [00:38:17] Speaker B: No, it just crumbled on itself into. [00:38:20] Speaker A: Its own footprint, which is what. [00:38:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:23] Speaker A: Now that I'll give you. I'll give you whatever the planes that got hit by the. Or the towers that got hit by the planes. That's one thing. Tower seven with me. Hard. [00:38:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Because nothing. [00:38:33] Speaker A: Because that was not, that was. Well, it, it got hit by debris when the other towers collapsed, but that's, that's not enough to make the building die. That's nuts. [00:38:47] Speaker B: All right, so let's look at the Pentagon. So then CNN had a report out there that Candace Owen pulls up. It's. She pulls up the YouTube of it. You have to search for it. But of. Right when the jet hit or the, the plane hit the Pentagon. What do you know? Do you. From your experience, do they take planes and like, clean up all the debris right away, or do they let it sit for a couple days so they can investigate it? [00:39:18] Speaker A: Exactly. Yeah. [00:39:20] Speaker B: So. So this guy comes out from cnn, he just happened to be at the Pentagon, like in the area. He goes to the Pentagon to do the report and he's like, it seems like they've cleaned up the plane already. Like, there's nothing here. And he's given a full report. He's standing in front of the area and he's like, this is where the plane hit. And he's like, under full belief that a plane hit the Pentagon, and he's like, you know, they've cleaned it up already. They're, they're, they're, they're out here, you know, trying to take care of the debris. He interviews a couple people that were ex military that had actually done tours, and two of them Say, I know what a missile sounds like. That was a missile I heard. And again, the Pentagon had no plane. Try and find a plane in. In. Yeah, well, there might be pictures now, but there was a. [00:40:12] Speaker A: There's. There's not pictures that show plane wreckage. I mean, that I've ever. [00:40:20] Speaker B: Yeah, I just never seen him playing. [00:40:22] Speaker A: A hole in the building the day before. Gosh, I wish I could remember. It might have been Donald Rumsfeld. The. The. Like, whatever you call that guy. Like, the. He's like the. The advisor to the president that's like, in charge of the military. Like a security administrator or something like that. Like, whoever that job is done now by. Fuck that. That fucktard who lied about the Hunter Biden laptop story and got all the. Anthony Blinken. That was his name. He's. That. He's in that job now, whatever that job is called. But it was Donald Rumsfeld in 2001, and the day before, he basically was saying he reported that, like, a billion dollars was unaccounted for for the Pentagon. [00:41:18] Speaker B: Okay, so. So what it was was the IRS had to produce receipts or the Pentagon had to produce receipts for the IRS on. As a billion dollars worth of receipts that just so happened to be where they were stored. And they didn't do any electronic input. It was all paper. [00:41:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:41] Speaker B: It's crazy. [00:41:42] Speaker A: Another big one is. And. And this. So I just don't know. I don't. I. I, you know, every time I hear, you know, like, jet fuel can't melt steel. Okay, that's crazy. And then someone else comes along, and they're like, yeah, but it can weaken it enough to fall. It's like, okay, well, that's crazy, too. I don't know. For me. [00:42:05] Speaker B: But when have you ever seen steel heat up at the top and. And. And the bottom falls in. I mean, look at. [00:42:14] Speaker A: And then people. People say that, like, it wasn't up to code and it wasn't built strong enough for that and all this stuff. And it's like, well, I have no idea, you know? [00:42:24] Speaker B: Yeah, that. That was an inside job, bro. The. [00:42:29] Speaker A: The story that we know on its face is damning enough for me to say, well, I think. I mean, I think that's a fucked up enough story without adding anything more to it, you know? I mean, not only was the FBI aware of the terrorists who carried it out, they were watching them. And then, you know, didn't have the foresight to stop this when they all got on planes. [00:43:04] Speaker B: You're too young for this. But when I was younger, dude, you would see every so often terrorists on a plane. [00:43:15] Speaker A: Like a hijack. [00:43:16] Speaker B: Like news, news reports of like, no, like the planes inside the Runway, but it has passengers on it and these guys are just walking on it with guns. Like, it wasn't uncommon to see a plane jacking. You might get one every, let's say four or five years that was televised. I don't know if there were more, but you'd see it on the TV and you're like, holy shit. Like, that's nuts. [00:43:38] Speaker A: Yeah, that's so. That's pretty crazy. I mean the, the fact that it was Egyptians and Saudi Arabians and all of these countries that we never went to war with over this, even though we use 911 as the, the reason for all these wars, we didn't go to war with any of the countries where the people were actually from. And in fact there were members of the Osama bin Laden family here in, in the country on 9 11. And it was just declassified in like 2018 that the Bush administration paid to safely fly them out of the country on 911 after the, the attacks. And then you know, the, obviously the, the lies that were made up in, in light of 911 to, to justify a bunch of wars that to me is, is crazy enough to not even entertain the, the other theories. But then, you know, whenever I look into it I, it's pretty convincing that something happened. But then I just saw a video. [00:44:58] Speaker B: Is probably a year after 9 11, if that even. And it was a guy who woke up to the plane already crashed and he was across the river. And so he was like, I always have my camera like on my patio area. Like when it's not raining, it's good weather, I have my patio. So I just got up and hit record. And he shows the video and he's like dissecting it the whole thing from like the first plane hitting to like, like he goes all the way until the buildings collapse. And there's this helicopter that's like hovering, looks like a news helicopter. It's hovering around the edge of the tower. Then it goes right above the tower into the smoke. When it does, there's a flash in that, in that smoke. When that flash hits, windows blow out on different levels. Like it's one level and then it comes out and goes back again and it hits and the flash happens again and another blowout. And he's like, dude, this is like, I believe that plane. That helicopter has the detonator on it, like the trigger, the switch on it. But I cannot find that video ever again. It's like shazam. Almost it just disappeared. [00:46:09] Speaker A: Yeah. So my, and I've, I've seen like similar thing, nothing like that crazy, but I've seen things where it's like, well, what's this? And you know what, on the anniversary, like last year or the year before, every year on 9 11, YouTube will have like a full two hour live news broadcast from that morning that starts like before the attacks even start. And it's always creepy because it was so quiet and like there's even like news news shows that were like, well, nothing much to report. I mean it's, there's one where like the guy's like, it's almost too quiet out there. And then like half an hour later it's popping off. But whenever you see news reporters on the ground when the towers start to collapse, especially the first one, they all unanimously say, I'm hearing explosions at the base of the tower. And then they, they pan the camera up and it's starting to fall. And then they run and they cut, they usually cut the footage. But like I've heard six probably news reporters say that they're hearing explosions on the ground. When they start to fall, people will counter with like the sound of the building falling. Sounded like an explosion. It's like, okay, I don't know, you know, I don't know. I've never been at the base of a tower when it starts to fall. So I, yeah, I can't tell. But I get all of the different, you know, all of the wild things people were saying that day. They didn't even know it was a plane. I watched one that like, I mean, there was a hole in the side of the building 15, 20 minutes before the news anchors knew what happened. They thought it was an explosion. They thought a bomb went off inside of the building. And then the second plane hits and they're like, oh my God, a plane just flew in. So like, so like people did not know. So there's, there's all sorts of like wild, you know, things that were being reported that day that either were right or night, baby. Love you. [00:48:28] Speaker B: That so you look over your shoulder. Yep. Hey, so whether it was planned or not, I don't know, man. I've seen certain videos of buildings not as tall, but of the same shape and style that have had planned explosives because the buildings being demoed. Looks very similar. Looks, yes. Almost exactly the same. [00:48:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:57] Speaker B: Right on top of it. [00:48:58] Speaker A: It falls into its own footprint, which is not what you would expect if something crashed into it. And Weakened it and made it fall. You know, so there's all that I played, you know, the reality. The reality is that, like, we were bombing these countries for decades, and then they attacked us. You know what I mean? And, like, that. That's not something we really talk about. You know, we don't. We don't talk about Osama bin Laden's letter to America, his declaration of war, and, like, all the things that he mentioned in that letter. You know, very, very low on that list was American decadence and, like, our immorality and how we, you know, we. We're living in defiance of God. You know, Number one on that list was our support of Israel. Number two, the fact that we were occupying Iraq. You know what I mean? [00:49:56] Speaker B: Like, but. But you know who said it best? Daniel Tosh. If we stopped going around toting that we're number one, we were just like, we're in the top 10, we probably wouldn't have a lot of these fucking problems. Like, we're number one. We're number one. Of course, number two and three are like, fuck this dude. [00:50:19] Speaker A: Well, yeah, I mean, it's. Well, Dave Smith has a funny joke about it. He's like, if you'd gone to your average American on September 10th and just said, like, hey, what do you. What do you think Saudi Arabia thinks of America? Your average person would have been like, that were fucking awesome. Like, what. What do they think? And then. And then 911 happens, and they're like, whoa, whoa, not cool. What's going on? And it's like, yeah, we've been bombing them for a decade. [00:50:55] Speaker B: It looks like we might not get to all these, because, yeah, there's a lot. [00:51:01] Speaker A: But I do need. I do need to say on 9 11, one of my favorite pieces, there is a document from 1997 called Clean Break Strategy, which was written by Richard Pearl and like, Donald Rumsfeld and like, a lot of those guys, basically the guys who in 2000 ended up being Bush's cabinet, these were just like political pundits at the time, these kind of like neocon guys. They wrote this document to Benjamin Netanyahu, the President of Israel. And the document was all about how we're going to get away from this whole idea of giving Palestine their own state. This is how we're going to do it. Because the. The Soviet Union just fell in 1991, so are the biggest threat on the planet to us is gone. What are we going to do now? Well, this is our opportunity to take over the world, basically, and have America be number One across the board, no arguments. And this, this document was written about how you don't need to worry about doing the whole two state solution thing. And what we're gonna do is we're gonna take Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Syria, all the countries in the order that we invaded them. The last one on the list is Iran. Interesting. Still haven't done that one. And. And it all wraps up with, but it's gonna be difficult to get American support for this short of another Pearl harbor style attack. They, they basically say if the homeland is attacked, then we can probably lie our way into doing all this. But without that, you know, it's so and so. Like, there's two ways to take that. There's like, so we planned it, so we made it happen, or it happened because we were fucking around with so many countries and then we exploited the opportunity when it came. [00:53:19] Speaker B: Well, there's the third option of it happened because that was said and planted the seed. [00:53:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:28] Speaker B: For a third party, whether it's Yahoo or whoever else, to kind of, hey, this is how you get it. This how you. This is how you hurt them. [00:53:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:38] Speaker B: What about COVID. [00:53:42] Speaker A: I think we've gotten as much information on that as we're probably going to get. I think a foundation connected to Anthony Fauci was doing gain of function research, which means weaponizing a virus. They were doing this research in China. It got out. There are emails from Anthony Fauci that confirmed that he knew about this and that he was concerned about it getting out. And then there are emails from him confirming that, hey, we're gonna use this opportunity to push these vaccines, masks, all this stuff. We're gonna basically have a dry run of like, what if a real pandemic really happened? You know, we're gonna, we're gonna use this to kind of, kind of the way that they use 911 to justify all these terror wars. We're gonna use Covid to get a lot more power in the medical space, basically. [00:54:44] Speaker B: And. [00:54:47] Speaker A: Then that, you know, what's creepy is like, there's. There's a couple things about COVID that you don't see with any other viruses. Like the loss of taste and smell. [00:54:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:54:59] Speaker A: Like you get a little bit of that with the flu. Maybe if your nasal cavity is messed up, you maybe not taste as well, but the, the idea that your taste and smell just went away for four months. It's weird. It's. It's almost like an experimental thing that they were doing in a lab, you know, and. Yeah. So, I mean, I, I Think that's about as straightforward of the information that we're gonna get. I. I don't think it was, like, planned to be released, but I think once it was released, the people who were ultimately responsible for it being released said, I can use this to take more power and make a bunch of money. And, you know, Anthony Fauci did make money off those vaccines, whether he lies to Congress about it or not. He was getting money from Pfizer at the time, and he lied about it. Right, right. To Congress under oath. Um, but, you know. Yeah, so it's. It's. [00:56:03] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree that it was definitely planned. I think people like. I don't know, people like Bill Burr, I guess, that, you know, are about putting people on a boat and seeking half the boat, you know, like singing the boat so we get down some population. I think they were like. He was like, yeah, this is great. [00:56:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Which was weird. That was a weird angle of COVID was how suddenly it went from all these, like, population control people who are, like, concerned that the population's getting out of hand. It's quite the opposite. We're not having enough kids to sustain our society for sure. The future, for sure. But there is this, you know, global warming. Yeah. Yeah. It's mostly environmental stuff, but it's so weird that all those same people on a dime switched and said, you need to give up your whole life to give grandma four more months of life, you know, that she. She would die four months from now. But if you just put on this mask and stop going to work, you know, she won't die until then. You know what I mean? It's like, sudden. Suddenly every single life mattered. When. When before we needed to cut the population in half. You know, just. Yeah. The very first thing that tipped me off, that Covid and I've had 100% success rate with this. So you can use this. If the government's saying it, it's a lie. And I've never been wrong about anything based on that. The minute that they started saying, this is going to be a big thing and you need to do this, you need to do that, I basically said, nah, bitch, I don't think so. And I have been proven right about 100% of what I was saying in April of 2020. Anthony Fauci himself has probably admitted most of what I was saying at that. At that point. And it's only because of who was saying it that I figured it out, you know? [00:58:12] Speaker B: But, yeah, I got one that really bothers me. [00:58:16] Speaker A: Okay. [00:58:17] Speaker B: Moon landing. [00:58:20] Speaker A: All right, this one is another one where it's like, I don't know, how am I gonna tell the experts that they don't know what they're talking about? [00:58:34] Speaker B: So here's the thing, because I talked to these scientists at my job and I'm like, they'll show me videos. I'm like, man, you guys are getting good at hiding those wires. But how do we forget the Van Allen radiation belt, all the other stuff? How do we get to the moon in the 70s? Televise it live. Televise it live. Have a live phone call with them while they're in space. Okay, so we got some elements there. We got live TV from far away. We got cell phone action. Okay, we got going to the moon action. Fast forward. Let's say, I don't know, 50 years we can remember in the early or the late 90s having no Nokia phones. You know, we can, we, we have problems televising things that are locally. [00:59:35] Speaker A: Mm. [00:59:36] Speaker B: And on top of that, now we have a moon landing that we can't get back to. We got SpaceX taking off, we got all these things and we can't get back to the moon. [00:59:56] Speaker A: I think the craziest thing is Elon Musk basically saying, like, yeah, we can't figure out how to get past this radiation belt. I mean, like. Yeah, I don't know. Well, my understanding of it was like, the film was not broadcast live. They screened it and then. [01:00:19] Speaker B: Yeah, that screen is green. Screened it. [01:00:22] Speaker A: Yeah, but like, but it wasn't like a live. Cuz like I just saw like a live broadcast from space and they were like, so why is that a quarter of the quality of what we had in 1969? And the explanation was because that's literally live. Whereas in 69 we took film and then basically found a way to. Yeah, I don't really understand it. [01:00:50] Speaker B: No, you can't, because Houston was apparently talking them live from our time, you know, America's time. And, and yet you're gonna say that was filmed. Hear me out, hear me out. A lot of the footage we see now of people in space, I do believe we spent. We could send people to space. Not the space past the Van Allen radiation belt, but space, you know, space enough for us where you can't just be walking outside willy nilly. I think a lot of the video interpretation or presentation is a better. The word I'm actually looking for, presentation is dictated as well. Like there was a guy and he was. I hate to keep quoting Candace Owens or not quoting, but Bringing her up like she's the end all. But she did interview a guy who was paid by a millionaire to look into the moon landing. Now why fake a moon landing? I guess is the question. Why fake that? Well, several reasons. It shows your country has technology that no one else has. It also gives hope to people. They're watching it live, like it's, it's inspirational. It's. And so there's a lot of bonuses to this. So, yeah, why not fake it? So anyhow, this guy looked into it and the evidence that he found, he said, I left cnn. It took forever for them to actually want to hear the story. I had to like, show them this was real. He was. I did an interview, you know, for cnn. Leaving the interview. He was CIA, is there at the back door. They. They shoot me with a needle, they throw me in a car. But like, he gets out, he gets away. And he's like. So she's asking him, like, how do you know something was in? He's like, there was something in it before kicked in. I was able to get away, though. So he gets away, he interviews one of the sons, Ash, one of the astronauts sons. And that guy has a list of like all the people that were on the set that day. And he tells them, like, this is fake. So then the son says that this guy ends up taking a drug test to prove that something was in his system, that he got shot with a needle, the drug test place was broken into and only his vial was stolen. So he's like, rerun it again. Happens again, only his file stolen to where? Like the drug testing place was like, dude, can you go somewhere else? Like, we don't want, we don't want to take your, you know, we don't want to want to do this again. So do I believe it was fake? I do. And the biggest for me is we have come so far techno technologically, and you're saying we can't get back to the moon. That doesn't make sense to me at all. [01:03:49] Speaker A: Yeah, and I. And I think one of the, the reasons for that is the radiation belt, right? [01:03:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Even NASA has an actual video that they took down. It was like an advertisement of, not advertisements, like something you'd show at a school where like the scientists, like, this is what I do and this is what I did, you know. And one of the things he says is my job is to figure out how to have enough fuel and for, for the size of the space press. We, you know, the thickness of the steel we need to pass through The Van Allen radiation belt, not only once, but twice to return back to Earth. And we can't figure out how to provide enough fuel to make it through that belt without something happening and the steel to contain it, because again, the steel is going to be heavier, therefore you need more fuel. You got to go there and back through this radiation belt. And he's like, that's one of the things that we're working on here at NASA now that was filmed in the 90s. Hmm, how do you say that in the 90s, when you sent people past the Van Allen radiation belt to get to the moon? [01:04:51] Speaker A: Yeah, that's great. I feel like I looked it up a couple years ago, and I think it said that the radiation belt was outside of Earth's orbit, so you couldn't get outside of Earth's orbit. And then I wondered, isn't the moon inside Earth's orbit because it orbits around the Earth? So then technically it would be farther out than the Moon. But then I don't remember what the. [01:05:26] Speaker B: The Van Allen radiation belt should actually be between us and the Moon. [01:05:32] Speaker A: Okay. [01:05:34] Speaker B: If from my understanding, it's around the Earth, okay. [01:05:40] Speaker A: I'm gonna see what the answer is about how we got past that. My mom was 8 when they landed on the moon. And when it was televised live, she said she went outside and it was just a ghost town. It was Balboa Island, 1969. [01:06:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Everybody was watching it. [01:06:09] Speaker A: Everyone was inside. It was cra. It was just dead. Okay, let's see. All right, this comes up a lot in moon landing discussions. The Van Allen radiation belts are two donut shaped regions of charged particles trapped by Earth's magnetic field, extending from 600 miles to 25,000 miles above Earth. Here's how Apollo astronauts got through them in 1969 without fatal radiation exposure. The Apollo spacecraft didn't plow straight through the thickest parts of the belts. K, we should be able to do that again, right? That's weird. Mission planners charted a flight path that went through the thinnest sections near the poles where the radiation intensity is much lower. The spacecraft traveled very quickly through the belts on the order of about an hour or two hours total exposure time. Because radiation. [01:07:20] Speaker B: I can't be going to an X ray machine for 20 seconds. [01:07:25] Speaker A: You gotta think that's, that's more powerful than an X ray. Because radiation damage is a function of both dose and time. Minimizing time spent in the belts meant drastically reducing danger. Okay, how did we know about the belts before we went up there? How did we Know that there's radio. [01:07:44] Speaker B: What Apollo was that I believe 11? [01:07:50] Speaker A: Well, yeah, yeah, the one that land. [01:07:52] Speaker B: What do you think? What do you think they counted? Where do you think the count started? [01:07:56] Speaker A: Oh, but I've never heard that. That's like why those weren't successful. Maybe, maybe that's why. [01:08:05] Speaker B: I don't know. But I figured they had 10, 10, 10 attempts to see if it was. [01:08:11] Speaker A: The Apollo command modules. Aluminum hole provided some natural shielding. It wasn't designed to withstand huge doses, but combined with the quick transit and path planning, it was enough to keep radiation exposure below dangerous levels. [01:08:29] Speaker B: That's, that's strong metal. Aluminum. [01:08:32] Speaker A: Why can't we do it again? [01:08:36] Speaker B: They should have used that on the twin towers. Aluminum, they went with steel. Those suckers. [01:08:46] Speaker A: Here's why. The Apollo program was a cold war project. Apollo wasn't just about science. It was a political race with the Soviet Union. The US spent the equivalent of $250 billion in today's money to get to the moon fast. Not cheap. Once the race was won, the urgency and funding dried up. Apollo ended in 1972 after only six landings. Enormous cost. Going to the moon is expensive. A return mission would require heavy lift rockets, advanced life support, massive logistics. For decades, NASA's budgets went to other priorities, such as the space shuttle Skylab, the iss, robotic exploration and all that technological shifts. People often think we did it in the 60s. It should be easier now. But the Apollo technology was purpose built and then retired. The Saturn V rocket, the only vehicle power enough to send people powerful enough to send people to the moon, hasn't been produced since the early 1970s. Rebuilding it from scratch would take years and billions of dollars. NASA essentially had to start over with modern designs. Radiation concerns. Apollo crews survived the Van Allen Belt because of trajectory and speed speed. For longer stays on the moon or Mars missions, radiation shielding is a bigger challenge. Solar storms and cosmic rays can be lethal over time. That means new missions need better shielding, habitats and safety protocols. NASA's Artemis program is specifically about returning astronauts to the moon. Right now, the Space Launch System and Orion spacecraft are designed for D deep space. Artemis One flew around the moon in 2022, is scheduled for another flyby in the late 2000 and 20s. Yada yada. [01:10:46] Speaker B: Okay, all right, so anyhow, I don't believe it. I want to get to another one real quick. [01:10:53] Speaker A: All right. [01:10:54] Speaker B: Denver Airport. [01:10:56] Speaker A: Okay. [01:10:59] Speaker B: What do you know about it? [01:11:01] Speaker A: I. I will say I love that some employees there will like wear lizard masks out on the tarmac and let people take pictures of Them. [01:11:13] Speaker B: Did you know that it's. There's another Denver airport, like, underneath. Mm. [01:11:20] Speaker A: I've heard things about that. I don't really know much about it. [01:11:25] Speaker B: It's not directly underneath about. I don't know how far away, but further away. They built a Denver airport, but it was below elevation, so instead of demolitioning it, they just covered it. So if they would have built it at the right height, from what I understand would have been a great airport in the sense of, like, planes, but because it was so low, they couldn't. They couldn't get the flight patterns to work or the flight trajectory, I guess, on takeoff, and so they covered it up and picked a new spot. [01:12:00] Speaker A: Hmm. I did not know that. I know that statue out front is. [01:12:08] Speaker B: The New World Order one. It's all weird. [01:12:12] Speaker A: So that's another interesting term. And what we've lost to time is that New World Order was a term that George Bush Senior threw around all the time. Like, the idea of the New World Order was like, hey, we're defeating the Soviet Union. We're going to be in charge of everything now. Like, America and its allies are the New World Order. And then it became so associated with conspiracy theories that they basically had to stop using that term. But, like, that was an. Openly used. Huh. [01:12:49] Speaker B: They're like NATO. That's the new word. [01:12:51] Speaker A: Yeah, basically. Yeah, but essentially, yeah, you're right. NATO was made to basically fight against the Soviet Union. So now that the Soviet Union's gone, you would think we don't need that anymore. But maybe it wasn't really about that. [01:13:10] Speaker B: Let me ask you this, man. Do you know anything about Shakespeare, you know that theory? [01:13:15] Speaker A: I think you've told me that before. That someone else. [01:13:17] Speaker B: Oh, it's. It's in the damn movie, dude. It's in our top five movies. [01:13:21] Speaker A: Oh, yeah? [01:13:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Do you think your phone's always listening? [01:13:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, I think so. [01:13:30] Speaker B: I do, too. I do, too, dude. [01:13:32] Speaker A: I like to think that the FBI agent listening to me likes me. He knows me better than anyone. [01:13:40] Speaker B: I like to think that they're, like, bored of me half the time, and they're like, this guy isn't. This guy isn't a threat. [01:13:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:13:48] Speaker B: But the other flip side of that is, like, low key. I am. You know what I'm saying? [01:13:56] Speaker A: Low key. I'm a threat. Yeah. I'm trying to think of, like, what are my favorite, like, no big deal theories that are just fun. Ooh. I was just talking. I was just talking about this one the other day was. Google, pull up. Pull up on your computer or your phone or something. Just Google Taylor Swift, Xena lavey. That's. I think it's Xena La V E Y. She looks exactly like the daughter of Anton lavey. [01:14:38] Speaker B: And. Oh, and she looks exactly like Taylor Swift. [01:14:42] Speaker A: Yeah. And the. The theory is that, like, she's a Satanic church plant to basically, like, take over the culture. [01:14:51] Speaker B: Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, I've heard this one. I think Taylor Swift is definitely demonic. I don't think this theory is. Has. Has a lot of legs. [01:15:05] Speaker A: No, I don't think the Satanic Church has the infrastructure to do that. When you really dig into, like, what the Satanic Church is, it's kind of worship itself. It's sad and disappointing. Yeah, like, it's. It's like. It's like a very, very dark libertarianism. You know what I mean? And it's all about you. It's not. It's not Halloween, it's your birthday, because your birthday is all about you, you know? And it's like. [01:15:34] Speaker B: No, that's a great way to explain it, dude. [01:15:36] Speaker A: But literally, that is. That is the highest holiday in the Satanic church is your birthday. And when you look into, like, Anton lavey and stuff, he was like a. Like a trust fund kid, and he basically took over this house in San Francisco, painted it black. All right, I'm on your side right now. And then just basically had orgies for, like, two decades and like, accomplished nothing. They were just fucking hippies. And then something. [01:16:11] Speaker B: Well, you know who he mentored? [01:16:15] Speaker A: No. [01:16:16] Speaker B: Maybe the guy who started NASA. [01:16:19] Speaker A: Oh, shit. Jim Persons? [01:16:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Swear he. Oh, no, no, no. [01:16:24] Speaker A: You're thinking. You're thinking of Aleister Crowley. [01:16:29] Speaker B: I am thinking of Aleister Crowley, but. [01:16:31] Speaker A: Aleister Crowley was a huge influence to Anton lavey, but essentially just, where's all. [01:16:40] Speaker B: The butts coming from, bro? I'm like, yes. And you're like, but no. Oh, yeah, yeah, that too. [01:16:47] Speaker A: But I didn't mean. I didn't mean, but like, to contradict you, I meant. But like, what I was saying was that they were like, basically just like perverted hippies. And then just, like, they had this whole thing where, like, we're gonna take. We're gonna demolish Christianity and take over the. The country. Then he just died. And that was it. Like, like, even the structure of it, it's like, there's not even, like. I don't even know if there's an organization called the Satanic Church anymore. They're just like, individual little. Yeah, they're not even, like, places they're, they're not even like locations. There's not even churches. [01:17:28] Speaker B: Warlords. They're like warlords, dude. Witches even have their little clicks. But warlords, where do they go? You know? And what are your thoughts on the Simpsons, man? Predicting the future. [01:17:40] Speaker A: I, I think that if you produce 22 episodes a year for 50 years, you're gonna come up with some wild. [01:17:51] Speaker B: That Donald Trump one coming down the escalator is a trip, bro. [01:17:56] Speaker A: The escalator, I'll give you, that's a weird detail to that, but the idea that like the richest person we've ever known about becomes president, that's not a crazy stretch. No, no, it's so not a stretch that it happened. [01:18:12] Speaker B: But again, like, I often think, like, what if Donald Trump saw that was like, that's how I want to fucking enter my presidency on, on the fucking escalator. Like, like the Simpsons. Yeah. I mean, could be so. But I heard, I know there's other things that, that have come. And I'm like, okay. [01:18:31] Speaker A: Let'S, let's, let's look this up. [01:18:40] Speaker B: This. [01:18:43] Speaker A: Predictions. [01:18:46] Speaker B: All right, I know you're doing it. I know you're doing it one handed. But Snowball, which I want to end with a snowball story. Oh, that's right. [01:18:55] Speaker A: I still don't know why he has that nickname. [01:18:59] Speaker B: Yeah. So Snowball's probably gonna hear your typing and be like, I'm not that bad. Okay, we got what came up. [01:19:08] Speaker A: Presidency. We've got Disney buys 20th Century Fox. A sign shows Fox as a division of Walt Disney Company and then Disney officially bought it in 2019. By the way, there's a hilarious south park episode where Mickey Mouse is just buying everything and just taking everything up. And then like some of the south people from south park like, challenge him on it. And Mickey Mouse is just like, what the is South Park? Do I own that? And. And someone, someone goes, not yet. The Capitol riot imagery in the Simpsons Movie in 2007. Some riot scenes and protest imagery resemble the January 6th attack, though this one is debated. [01:20:04] Speaker B: Yeah, stuff like that where I'm like, I could see someone creative coming up with something like that. [01:20:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like that makes sense to attack. It's like the one Attack. [01:20:15] Speaker B: Civil War. [01:20:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Smartwatches. Autocorrect fails. Apple's early Autocorrect famously messed up in similar ways to the way this happens. FaceTime video calling. I mean, they had that in Back to the Future. Smart homes. I'd like to point your attention to a little movie called Smart House where Katey Seagal is the voice of a smart house who decides she wants to kill the family. And the Higgs boson equation. Homer writes a complex equation that's eerily close to predicting the Higgs boson mass discovered in 2012. Weird. [01:21:10] Speaker B: I don't know. I can see some of them being coincidental. [01:21:14] Speaker A: Yeah. Like this one. A magazine cover shows $9 next to the Twin Towers, and it looks like 9. 11. [01:21:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:25] Speaker A: The Ebola outbreak. That. I mean, that's a. That's a disease we were worried about for years. Yeah. But when you see them all listed out like that, I mean, there's. There's 10, 20 that I'm not reading out loud. And that's. You know, there's a lot of stuff. It's probably way more than what's on this list I really like. [01:21:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:53] Speaker A: How number one wrote this. This next book. [01:21:57] Speaker B: Did he. Did he do it? I did, too. I was like, she wants us. She definitely wants that in here. And I was like, but he did it. [01:22:08] Speaker A: My guess would say he probably did that. [01:22:14] Speaker B: Still sore, so. Oh, yeah. Okay, so I do know pizza number 13. I do know pizza places that. Would you reuse their crust? Like, crust left by customers? [01:22:27] Speaker A: Okay. Did you see Shane Dawson do the thing? He investigated this. He's a YouTuber, and he investigated this, and he ordered pizzas from Chuck E. Cheese. And they were like, dude, not even close. The cr. Like, the crust was nowhere near a perfect circle. It was just all different random slices. They sued him. They sued him for what he uncovered. Yeah. In. In, like, more recent episodes now, whenever he mentions Chuck E. Cheese jokingly, he just goes, which I love. Please don't sue me. I love Chuck E. Cheese. [01:23:07] Speaker B: I'm not against having a part two of this because there are still some. Some ones that. Yeah, I think have some. Some weight to them. Okay. So I do want to end tonight with this. [01:23:19] Speaker A: Okay. [01:23:19] Speaker B: Snowball. [01:23:20] Speaker A: Snowball. I can't wait. I forgot that I didn't know that's. That's how long I've been waiting. [01:23:27] Speaker B: Yeah. So. So he. I have. I brought two pieces of salmon to work, and, you know, we're hitting the gym after work, so he's like. I was like, hey, dude, you want one? I heated up, too. And he's like, no, man, you need the protein, dude. And he's, like, pointing to his muscles, you know, like, you need protein, man. Like, just imagine this filet right here, you know? And I'm like, just eat it, dude. And he's like, no, I brought my sandwiches. I'M just fucking eat it. He's like, but dude, you need the protein. I was like, dude, I get my proteins from snowballing on weekends. And he was like, what? And I was like, I get my protein from snowball on weekends. He's like, what's that? I was like, you honestly don't know what snowballing is? Like, dude, it's such a common term. So he's like, what the fuck? So he goes on, he starts googling it right on his lot, on his work laptop. So I on my end, getting our group chat and I was like, that doesn't have the, the owner of our company just has like the guys that we work with the most. And I said, stretch marks is looking up snowballing. And then he. And then, yeah, Stretch Marks, yeah, yells out like, and dirty Kevin. And I'm like, oh, and Dirty Kevin, etc. So I had already like months ago, went on his laptop and looked up like penis enlargement. So, so it's on his, it's on his search history. So he finds a. He's like, dude, what the are you doing? So I let the owner of our company know. I said, hey, looking at penis enlargements. So like just give him some, you know, so he never does. So now we're fast forward back to Snowball. I text the owner of our company last. I said, I said, you busy? He's like, what's up? He calls me and I said, no. I said, so I go over, I'm talking about work. And I'm like, hey, looking up Snowball right now. Like on his computer. He's like, snowball? I'm like, yeah, that's where like you climax in a girl's mouth and instead of her swallowing, she kisses you. And I was like, so? So I was like, he's looking it up right now. So this company text goes out and it says, just got a. Just got notified from the Internet provider. Someone was looking up inappropriate stuff on the working computer. So stretch marks like, is like, what the hell, dude? He's like looking at me. Why jump on my phone? I'm like, it's Stretch Marks. And so he's like, what the dude? What the dude? I'm like, I'm like, dude, this is great. So, so then the owner of our company, he text and he's like, our office manager is on the phone with the Internet company right now. Will someone please give them a call? I'm like, stretch Marks will right away. So then like Stretch Marks ends up calling and, and and the owner's like, do it now. And so he's like, oh. So he calls, and he's like. He's trying to get away from me because he's trying to be serious. I ain't letting that happen. I'm following him, and I'm. [01:26:20] Speaker A: Video that I saw. [01:26:22] Speaker B: Yeah. So that was the end of it. So, like, he steps over and he's like, hi. You know. You know. You know, I kind of want to explain myself. And he's like, yeah, what. What took place? And he's like, well, he's like, dude, so. And he goes, did you. And the owner of our company is acting like the Internet provider guy. He's like, whoa, did you just say dude? And he's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sir. So told me to look up. And he's like, who. Who are you talking about? Is someone there? And he's like, it's my coworker. He's trying to explain it. And he's like, looking at me like, dude, what the did you get me into? And I'm just rolling. I'm like, dude, But I'm acting like. I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm so sorry, but I'm laughing. And the dude. And so he goes through and he's explaining himself. And then the video picks up where he's like, so you wanted to look up snowball. He's like, what was the term you looked up? He's like, snowballing. He's like, what is that when rolls downhill? And he's like, I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it. I don't want to dig myself deeper. It's. Dude, he's looking at me, dude. And, like, there's a moment in the beginning where he looks like he's gonna cry. Like, he legitimately is. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm rolling. At that point, he looks like he's gonna cry because he fears I just lost my job, and I love my job. And he. The guy's just, like, coming down on him, and he's like, may I ask who. What. You're like, what your position is so I could better address you. And the guy's like. And that's when the owner's like, yo, mama. And dude, he was so relieved. He's like, why did you guys with me so much? So I was like, dude, you got to change your. Your. Your fantasy league name to Snowball. Like, stretch mark snowballs or something like that, dude. So he was like, No, I can't do that, dude. Like, come on. So I take his phone. I go, hey, he needs help on his phone. So I was like, let me see your phone, dude. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just get you into this system. So I'm doing it, right, right? When I do it, I hit send to myself a picture of two guys kissing with a snowball in the middle. And so then I open up his football app. I go, and I change his name. I make that his logo. Zoom in on the lips kissing. Zoom in on the lips kissing. I get back to him, he's like, dude, are you serious? Like, what, dude? Oh, dude, it was hilarious. It was hilarious, man. [01:28:38] Speaker A: This guy just really, really just entered a new world just being connected with you. Oh, my God. [01:28:49] Speaker B: He has no clue, bro. He has no clue. [01:28:53] Speaker A: That's fucking hilarious, Kai. You know, you really have to just let the jokes come to you. You know, an elaborately planned practical joke almost never works, but if you just wait for the opportunity, like, oh, you don't know what snowballing is, huh? Look what happened. Look what happened. Just from one simple fact, you just accepted this and you just knew what to do. It's jazz, baby. It's improvised. It's beautiful. [01:29:21] Speaker B: Dude, it was. Dude, it was so great because that's exactly what it was, bro. Like, he looked it up and I was like, gotcha. And was like, immediately, like, it just started. I wanted to tell, like, the. The group of guys, and then I was like, wait a minute. This is perfect opportunity to get him in trouble with the owner. So I'm like, hey, dude, looking up inappropriate on the Internet. [01:29:47] Speaker A: Maybe I don't want to work for you. [01:29:48] Speaker B: Stretch marks. Stretch marks. Is looking up inappropriate? Not. Not the name. [01:29:54] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh, dude. The relief that washes over you when you realize that it's fake, though. It's like waking up from a nightmare. [01:30:03] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You're like, oh, it was just a nightmare. But I believe you got to have fun where you work, dude. Like, when I was building multi family places, like apartment, like apartment complexes, dude, it was constant. Hide around the corner with a foghorn, you know what I mean? It was like, hi. Oh, send her to that apartment to check on this. And then you run up there. You hear it over the radio. So you run up there and you're like, I'm gonna hide in the bathroom as soon as she walks in. It's great, bro. And like that. He hangs up on me. This fact just turn me off as you're adjusting your ears. [01:30:45] Speaker A: There really needs to be a better system than just pushing the button. Ends the call, dude. [01:30:51] Speaker B: That's why I hate the earbuds, dude. All just them just like. You did change the song. [01:30:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Anyways, so a lady will run into an empty apartment, you run up behind her. [01:31:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Just foghorn her, dude. I mean, it was just fun. Yeah. You got to have fun with it, dude. You know? [01:31:11] Speaker A: I agree. [01:31:12] Speaker B: Gotta love where you work. [01:31:13] Speaker A: Yeah. God, I just think about, like, the places I used to work and just think about how sad they must be not having me around, you know? [01:31:21] Speaker B: That's how I think of it. [01:31:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:24] Speaker B: Those people I don't work with anymore, they're like, I wish there was a foghorn right now. Like, it made work fun. Coming to now. [01:31:32] Speaker A: Yeah. I saved up out of the printer. I took all the hole punches for months. I mean, months. I emptied the little tray into a little, well, big cup in my. My cabinet. And on my last day, I put it in a cabinet that, like, everyone uses, and I put tape on the bottom of it and connected it to the door so when they opened it, just a big cup of hole punches would fly out. Yeah. I thought it might be on your last day. Yeah. It was the very next business day that. That it happened. I thought I had, like, a long time before anyone would go in there, so kind of just left a bad taste in everyone's mouth. I had fun. [01:32:18] Speaker B: We used to do that on birthdays to people. But that's actually a great way to go out. It's just set up a bunch of, like, clean up my mess booby traps. [01:32:27] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [01:32:33] Speaker B: All right, man. Well, it's been great. Alex Jones. Throw that name out there. Enough. [01:32:43] Speaker A: We got quite a few more to talk about, so I think maybe we'll do more. [01:32:48] Speaker B: Yeah, I think so too, because that's quite the list. So. [01:32:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:32:54] Speaker B: Yeah, we'll jump into it after the. The Disney World stories. [01:32:57] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. So the next time we record, you're gonna be back from that trip. [01:33:02] Speaker B: Oh, no, next time is the. The. The week before I go. [01:33:06] Speaker A: Oh, okay. It should be the 10th. Okay. So we'll do our episode on the 10th. [01:33:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:33:12] Speaker A: And then the following Thursday, we'll have. We'll have stories. I'm excited because, you know, it's. There's gonna be stories. It's not. It's not gonna be just like a perfect. [01:33:24] Speaker B: I gotta talk to number one and let her know, like, hey, gear the night around. Like, you know, tonight we did conspiracy theories. Gear the night, about maybe up weekends, you know? [01:33:39] Speaker A: Oh, that's. That's so great. All right. I love you, buddy. [01:33:44] Speaker B: I love you, man. [01:33:44] Speaker A: This has been suiting in. Have a great week, everyone.